Sightings of Thor’s Naughty Parts in This Week’s Captain Marvel #2 Preview

This Wednesday, Captain Marvel #2 hits stands, following the cliffhanger that ended last issue’s battle between the titular Captain Marvel and the Nuclear Man. But while Carol works on her Under the Dome reboot, the news media covers the fallout of that fight, including eyewitness reports of The Avengers failing to follow her…

And even a sighting of Thor’s naughty parts by one lucky lady!

Wait, some of? Does Thor have multiple dicks? Like Wolverine?!

Meanwhile, Captain Marvel and the Nuclear Man reenact a classic scene from the WWF Attitude Era between Trish Stratus and Vince McMahon

But Nuclear Man is about to get more comeuppance than Vince ever did, we imagine.

All of this when Captain Marvel #2 hits stores on Wednesday, plus the preview below, an AV Club EX-X-XCLUSIVE, which, though it does not feature watermarks, does feature a screenshot of someone’s Macbook volume control. How embarrassing!

Captain Marvel #2
(W) Kelly Thompson (A) Carmen Nunez Carnero (CA) Amanda Conner, Paul Mounts
The classic Fantastic Four villain MAHKIZMO has taken over Manhattan’s Roosevelt Island and turned it into an apocalyptic wasteland! When CAPTAIN MARVEL ends up trapped there and cut off from the rest of world (including any Avengers-shaped reinforcements!), she’ll need to build her own team out of allies, old and new – SPIDER-WOMAN, HAZMAT, ECHO and a man known only as SOM – in order to start a revolution to free the island’s civilian inhabitants. With that kind of backup, Mahkizmo should be toast – but not everything is what it seems on this island…
Rated T+
In Shops: Feb 13, 2019
SRP: $3.99

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A prophecy says that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero will come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.

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