Author: Jude Terror

About Jude Terror

A prophecy says that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero will come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.



Oni Press to Collect Chris Onstad’s Achewood as Omnibus Editions

Oni Press has announced plans to release omnibus editions of Chris Onstad’s bestselling comic (which started as a webcomic), Achewood, starting next June. The comic was not only a New York Times bestseller, but also inspired phone testicles, according to a 2010 Bleeding Cool report. A press release contains more details. Oni Press adds one […]

X-ual Healing 11-6-19

In This Recap, a Character WILL DIE!!! [X-ual Healing 11-6-19]

Welcome back to the internet’s number one Marvin Gaye themed weekly X-Men recap column. Last week, we got two Dawn of X books: New Mutants #1 and X-Force #1. Was either one any good? Read on to find out… Sworn to sell comics for Marvel executives who feared and hated the fact that Fox owned […]

Age of Conan: Valeria #4 [Preview]

Never Trust a Pretty Face in Age of Conan: Valeria #4 [Preview]

Age of Conan: Valeria #4 is in stores from Marvel Comics this week, by Meredith Finch, Aneke, Andy Troy, and Travis Lanham. We’ve got a preview below, finally answering the question: what if Marvel milked this Conan license for all it’s worth? In the previous issue, Valeria finally confronted her brother’s killer. So, story over […]

Savage Sword of Conan #11 [Preview]

Conan’s Best Groot Impression in Savage Sword of Conan #11 [Preview]

Savage Sword of Conan #11 is in stores from Marvel Comics this week, by the legendary Roy Thomas and equally legendary Alan Davis, along with potentially one-day legendary Cam Smith, Chris Sotomayor, and Travis Lanham. We’ve got a preview below which finally answers the question: I am Groot?! In this story, Conan has gound himself […]

Pau's Wordless Young Readers Graphic Novel Baboon! Comes to Dark Horse in 2020

Pau’s Wordless Young Readers Graphic Novel Baboon! Comes to Dark Horse in 2020

Dark Horse Comics has announced plans to bring the wordless young readers graphic novel Baboon! by Spanish cartoonist Pau to North America in 2020. The import should be an easy one since there are no words to translate from the original version published by Escápula. The 120-page graphic novel is set to hit stores in […]

History of the Marvel Universe #5 Enters the Bendis Years

History of the Marvel Universe #5 Enters the Bendis Years [Preview]

History of the Marvel Universe #5 is in stores from Marvel Comics this week, by Mark Waid, Javier Rodriguez, Alvaro Lopez, and Joe Caramagna. We’ve got a preview below, finally answering the question: is it too soon to relive the Bendis Years of the Marvel Universe? The answer, of course, is yes. It’s way too […]

TMNT's Jennika Gets Her Own Mini-Series by Brahm Revel

TMNT’s Jennika Gets Her Own Mini-Series by Brahm Revel

After making eBay speculators rich when she became the first female mutant turtle in IDW’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic book universe, Jennika is getting her own three-issue solo series in 2020. Fried chicken news website ComicBook.com had the EX-X-XCLUSIVE on this, presumably in exchange for giving IDW insider information on where to score a […]

Invaders #11 [Preview]

Topless Beach Party for Captain America and Namor in Invaders #11 [Preview]

Invaders #11 is in stores from Marvel Comics next week, the penultimate issue of this series by Chip Zdarsky, Carlos Magno, Butch Guice, Alex Guimaraes, and Travis Lanham. We’ve got a preview, finally answering the question: what if Namor and Captain America spent an entire issue hanging out topless on a beach? Sure enough, Cap […]

Punisher: Soviet #1 [Preview]

Welcome Back Garth in Punisher: Soviet #1 [Preview]

Punisher Soviet #1 is in stores from Marvel Comics this week as Garth Ennis returns to the character alongside Jacen Burrows, Guillermo Ortego, Nolan Woodard, and Rob Steen. We’ve got a preview below, finally answering the question: what if the Punisher had a Max rating again? What will it mean? Will Punisher go full Batman […]

Morbius #1 [Preview]

The Grim and Gritty Melter Reboot We’ve All Been Waiting for in Morbius #1 [Preview]

Morbius #1 is in stores from Marvel Comics next week, kicking off a new series starring everyone’s favorite living vampire by Vita Ayala, Marcelo Ferreira, Roberto Poggi, and Dono Sanchez-Almara. We’ve got a preview below, finally answering the question: what if Marvel wised up and finally let beloved villain The Melter perform under a hard […]

Guardians of the Galaxy #11 [Preview]

The Wrath of Kid Magus in Guardians of the Galaxy #11 [Preview]

Guardians of the Galaxy #11 is in stores from Marvel Comics next week, by global entertainment superstar and fashion icon Donny Cates, Cory Smith, Victor Olazaba, David Curiel, and Cory Petit. We’ve got a preview below, finally answering the question: what would a pissed-off prepubescent kid do with the powers of a god? Things are […]


Runaways #27 [Preview]

Everyone Gets New Costumes in Runaways #27 [Preview]

Runaways #27 is in stores from Marvel Comics next week, by Rainbow Rowell, Kris Anka, Walden Wong, Dee Cunniffe, Jim Campbell, and Joe Caramagna. We’ve got a preview below, finally answering the question: what if the Runaways were created in the 80s or 90s? For that to be accomplished, the team will need to get […]


Fallen Angels #1 [Preview]

Can Psylocke Kill a God in Fallen Angels #1 [Preview]

Fallen Angels #1 is in stores from Marvel Comics next week, by Bryan Hill, Szymon Kudranski, and more. We’ve got a preview below for this new Dawn of X title that finally answers the question: can a Fallen Angels title even sell 10,000 copies without Bill the Lobster? The recap page shows us that Kwannon […]

X-Men #2 [Preview]

Cyclops, Not a Deadbeat Dad After All in X-Men #2 [Preview]

X-Men #2 is in stores from Marvel Comics next week, by Jonathan Hickman, Leinil Francis Yu, and more. We’ve got a preview below, which finally answers the question: what if Jonathan Hickman decided to keep just one thing from the ResurrXion era, and it was Rachel changing her codename to “Prestige?” Like all good comics, […]



Vampironica: New Blood #1 Preview

Archie Offers First Look at New Horror Series Vampironica: New Blood #1

Vampironica: New Blood is the upcoming series that finally asks the question: “what if Archie Comics published an Archie Horror series that came out on time?” Attempting to tackle this monumental task is a creative team consisting of Frank Tieri, Michael Moreci, Audrey Mok, Matt Herms, and Jack Morelli, not to mention variant cover artists […]