Who Will Be the New Thanos in Next Week’s Guardians of the Galaxy #1?

Poor Thanos, dead as a result of a super-mega-crossover event. Even the Mad Titan isn’t immune from Marvel’s high-stakes, universe-shaking zeal for sales. In next week’s relaunched Guardians of the Galaxy #1, another aspect of Marvel’s zeal for sales boosts, we get to see Thanos’s funeral, where former Avenger and brother Starfox delivers Thanos’s eulogy.

Even Eros is getting skeptical about Marvel’s revolving death door. Does he know Thanos will be back the next time Marvel needs a big cosmic event to spike sales? Either way, Eros isn’t really here for a funeral. He’s here to unveil the latest technological wonder, coming soon to a Super Bowl Halftime show near you: Hologram Thanos!

So who will be the new Thanos? Isn’t it time for a lady Thanos? We think so.

Guardians of the Galaxy #1 hits stores next Wednesday.

Guardians of the Galaxy #1
(W) Donny Cates (A) Geoff Shaw (CA) David Marquez
WHO WILL STAND
The universe is on fire. Hundreds of worlds are at war. Never has there been such hatred and division across the cosmos. And in spite of all this, Thanos of Titan is still dead…or is he? Now, more than ever, the cosmos need the Guardians of the Galaxy…but in the aftermath of the Infinity Wars, who is left to answer the call? Featuring every cosmic super hero in the known universe by the THANOS WINS creative team of Donny Cates and Geoff Shaw!
Rated T+
In Shops: Jan 23, 2019
SRP: $4.99

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A prophecy says that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero will come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.

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