Will Tony Stark Give You An Orgasm?

Posted by December 16, 2012 Comment

From Marvel;

“The Vybe is based on innovative, patent pending tactile technology algorithms developed at the Disney Research Labs, called “Surround Haptics.” The Surround Haptics software in the pad converts general audio input into complex and rich tactile vibration sensations that can target different parts of the human body and/or dynamically move across the body. Since each vibrating actuator is independently controlled, the pad can deliver a myriad of rich sensationssimultaneously.”

Thank goodness for Disney Research Labs and their advanced vibrating algorithms. ” Oh Tony, oh Tony, do it to me…” “Natacha… oh Natasha…”

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