Nobody Tells Thori Where to Poop – War of the Realms: Journey Into Mystery #3 Preview

Thori is a lot like any other dog, except for the fact that he can talk and has an unquenchable thirst for violence. But put him in a Winnebago for a road trip along with a ragtag group of heroes and even Thori may revert to type… even if he doesn’t want to admit. That’s what happens in this preview of War of the Realms: Journey Into Mystery #3

Nobody Tells Thori Where to Poop - War of the Realms: Journey Into Mystery #3 Preview

Anyone who’s ever traveled with a dog knows that regular bathroom breaks are a requirement… but Thori, unlike most dogs, is perfectly capable of letting humans know that himself.

Nobody Tells Thori Where to Poop - War of the Realms: Journey Into Mystery #3 Preview

Then again…

Nobody Tells Thori Where to Poop - War of the Realms: Journey Into Mystery #3 Preview

Still, he definitely draws the line at walking on a leash.

Nobody Tells Thori Where to Poop - War of the Realms: Journey Into Mystery #3 Preview

Access journalism placed this preview as an EX-X-XCLUSIVE at AV Club, but Bleeding Cool is all about the freedom and independence of the press, so we’ve copied it here for that reason and totally not for cheap clicks. War of the Realms: Journey Into Mystery #3 (of 5) hits stores on Wednesday. Check out the full preview below.

War of the Realms: Journey Into Mystery #3 (of 5)
(W) Clint McElroy, Justin McElroy, More (A) Andre Araujo (CA) Valerio Schiti, David Curiel
GO WEST, YOUNG GOD!
Marvel’s long-dead Western heroes join the War of the Realms! But whose side are they on?! It’s up to Miles Morales to find out! And baby Laussa seems to be up to more than a game of peekaboo. The little goddess is acting strange again – and her charms may add fuel to the fire!
Rated T+
In Shops: May 22, 2019
SRP: $3.99

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A prophecy says that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero will come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.

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