Matt Hardy Owns David Crosby (Yes, That David Crosby) On Twitter Over “WWF” Insult

Legion of Doom vs. Power and Glory at Wrestlemania 7. Earthquake vs. Adam Bomb at Wrestlemania 5. Hulk Hogan vs. Yokozuna at Wrestlemania 9. Daniel Bryan vs. Sheamus at Wrestlemania 28.

What do all of these matches have in common? They each ended in under a minute, a decisive victory for one competitor and an embarrassing defeat for another. But even more decisive or embarrassing than any of those, even more than the time Butterbean knocked out Bart Gunn in 35 seconds at the Brawl For All during Wrestlemania 15, is the Twitter throwdown that just occurred between legendary musician David Crosby and WWE superstar Matt Hardy.

In the buildup to the match, Crosby answered a fan on Twitter who asked if he does crossword puzzles:

So Crosby is a pro wrestling fan? Well, he’s got the mustache for it. But alas, it seems that wasn’t what he meant:

And that’s when Matt Hardy attacked with a killer combo, putting Crosby down for the count almost as soon as the bell had rung:

MY GOD! THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY!

Though the match was over and Hardy was clearly the victor, fellow WWE Superstar Chris Jericho still came out to the ring to deliver a post-match beatdown:

GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY HE’S BROKEN IN HALF!

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Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.

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