Report: Sexy Man Joe Manganiello In Talks To Join Sexiest Man Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson In Rampage Movie

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Rampage, the upcoming film based on the video game of the same name which is about monsters wrecking @#$% just got a whole lot sexier. According to The Hollywood Reporter, True Blood and Magic Mike star Joe Maganiello is in talks to join the cast of the film alongside star Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, who was himself recently named People’s Sexiest Man Alive. If the talks, which we imagine are taking place shirtless, succeed, Manganiello will reportedly play the sexy leader of a private military group which operates in uniforms that do not include shirts. There are few details known about the plot of the film, but to that, we counter: does it matter?

In addition to these incredible sexy shirtless talks with Joe Manganiello which are almost certainly being conducted slowly and in a seductively whispered tone, THR also reports that Marley Shelton is in talks to join the cast as a scientist, but enough about that.

Rampage is set to hit theaters on April 20, 2018, a release date as sure as this article is to rank highly in google searches for sexy shirtless Joe Manganiello.

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