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The Trolls Got Australia – Which God Has Which Continent in Marvel's War Of The Realms?

Published Wed, 24 Apr 2019 09:08:04 -0500

Last updated Wed, 24 Apr 2019 09:08:23 -0500

Appearing in War Of The Realms tie-in titles today, here's a look at the Marvel Earth, divided into the kingdoms for competing Asgardian deities and demi-gods from the other realms as the War Of The Realms descends upon Midgard…

The Frost Gods get North America and rename it New Jotenheim with New York ruled by Laufey.

The Dead get South America, renamed The Dusk Lands as a New Kingdom of the Dead, ruled by Enhantress.

Malekith gets Europe, renamed New Svartalheim as the New Fairie Realm, but that's okay for us Brits, we voted for Brexit, so we won't be part of this and I am sure the Dark Elf will respect such an overwhelming 52% mandate of the people and not call for a second referendum. Maybe we'll get a Fairie Plus Plus deal?

Africa becomes New Heven, Land Of The Angels, ruled by the Queen of Heven.

Asia is now New Muspelheim (I'm not doing the accents), a new Land Of Fire ruled by the Queen of Tinders. Her dating profile is wack.

And the Trolls get Australisia. That does seem fitting. Kingdom Of The Trolls ruled over by Ulik.

While Antarctica goes to oil magnate ezecutive-turned-Minotaur Dario Aggger, and becomes a very corporate Kingdom Of Roxxon Inc. And gets all the Antarctic-sestroying mining rights he wants….

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