Before you go off to download Yakuza 6: The Song of Life, Sega has put together their own launch trailer for the game, complete with highlights and quotes from reviews that it received prior to launch. To take a page out of Bill Hader‘s book and be Stefon from SNL, this trailer has everything! Shirt throwing, dart throwing, baby throwing, that one truck you can see coming at you from a mile away but you stand in front of for a glorious pose. And don’t look now, it’s a pack of Human Shelf-Cleaners. What’s a Human Shelf-Cleaner? It’s that thing where you pick up an enemy in a convenience store and swing them around wildly until everything just falls on the floor for some reason.
In all seriousness, this is about as good of an action trailer for the game as you’ll see. And sure, it’s basically an advertisement with all the kinder words people had to say about the game, but it doesn’t really take away from what the game has to offer and it will probably get people psyched up for it. If you’d like to read what we thought of the game, feel free to check out our review of Yakuza 6: The Song of Life here.