RAW 25: Last Night’s Cold Open Was a Real Stunner!

Happy 25th anniversary, Monday Night Raw! For 25 long years you have dazzled and entertained millions of people, including myself. Last night’s episode opened with Stephanie and Shane McMahon bringing out their father — Vince McMahon — to thank him, and give him a plaque for his fortitude and service.

Unimpressed, Vince began to berate his kids and fans. To be completely honest, Vince still cuts great promos. He is a natural on the mic, and his faux anger is hilarious. Things got real cold real fast, though, when an old friend showed up.

Stone Cold Steve Austin had only one thing on his mind, and no amount of Vince telling him comedy gems like “I’m an AARP member now,” or even this…

…could ultimately save him.

God bless ya, Raw.

About Veronica Webb

Veronica Webb is a self professed comic book nerd, with a strong focus on Archie and Golden Age comics. She also enjoys Disney World more than the average person, and bad movies. Speed Racer is one of her favorite movies. Seriously.