Aaron and Mike from A Comics Shop in Florida. are back with a run down of the week’s comics, directly from their new business A Geek Easy, as it’s being put together.
It’s all Blackest Night, Deadpool, Shadowland and Crossed for you here on in…
Weekly TOP PICKS: 8.4.2010
#1. SHADOWLAND 2 ANDY DIGGLE! SHADOWLAND! Ghost Rider mistakes Kingpin for the Marshmallow man! #2. SHADOWLAND: BULLSEYE 1 SHADOWLAND! I hope people don’t pretend Bullseye was a great guy at his funeral like they did with Sentry and Michael Jackson.
#3. HIT-MONKEY 2 DANIEL WAY! HIT-MONKEY vs. BULLSEYE! See, Bullseye used to abuse monkeys, just like Michael Jackson!
#4. AVENGERS: PRIME 2 BRIAN BENDIS! They are gonna need a triple rainbow to make it back home.
#5. AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 639
NO DAUGHTER O’ MINE S’GONNA MARRY A BLACK SPIDER-MAN!
#6. MARVEL UNIVERSE VS PUNISHER 1 (OF 4)
THE MARVEL U GETS CROSSED, and PUNISHER IS ON CLEAN-UP!
#7. BRIGHTEST DAY 7 GEOFF JOHNS! Yo Deadman, I know that cheeseburger made you have to go number 2, but that’s not a toilet- it’s a White Lantern!
#8. S.H.I.E.L.D. 3 JONATHAN HICKMAN! I see little sillouetto of Galactus, Galieio Galieio will you do the fandango?
#9. DEADPOOL 1000 DEADPOOL! With great over-exposure comes 1000 issues!
#10. SUPERMAN: THE LAST FAMILY OF KRYPTON 1 (OF 3)
What if Jor-El actually wanted to be a father and a husband and built a rocket bigger than a baby?
CROSSED: FAMILY VALUES 3
Crossed, Drinking Game:
Take a drink for every murder.
Take two drinks for every rape.
Take three for every murder-rape.
Finish the whole drink for every incestuous murder-rape.
Note: I can’t wait for Crossed in 3D this Halloween!
SUPERGOD 4 (OF 5)
What if every nation tried to make their own Dr. Manhattan… and succeeded?
CINDERELLA: FROM FABLETOWN WITH LOVE
The super hot secret agent of Fabletown from the writer of iZombie. Things to do while you wait for Fables volume 14 (Dec. 8th):
1. Cinderella: From Fabletown with Love
2. 1001 Nights of Snowfall
3. Peter & Max
4. Jack of Fables 1-6 (It makes Fables 13 make sense!) then read 7
THE LOSERS: BOOK TWO ANDY DIGGLE! I love how DC got this out timed with the movie! The Diggle Method:
1. Write a critically acclaimed Vertigo series. (Losers)
2. Write an awesome mini with a C-list character. (Adam Strange)
3. Wait for DC to give you more work (????)
4. Become a superstar at Marvel! (Shadowland) (Profit)