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¡Saludos, comrades! It is I, your fearless leader and champion of the people, El Presidente, reporting to you live from a golden throne inside the hidden vault of my palatial estate, where I keep my collection of priceless wrestling memorabilia seized from the decadent American capitalists! Today, I bring you the tale of gladiatorial triumph[...]

🚨🤼‍♂️*BREAKING NEWS*: The Chadster is here to deliver the unfortunate, two-timing scoop from the world of pro wrestling Last night on AEW Dynamite, the gears of betrayal were once again set in motion The Chadster watched, fists clenched and White Claw at the ready, as 🐍The Nature Boy Ric Flair🐍 hinted at a betrayal that[...]

The match pitted the so-called Blackpool Combat Club, featuring Claudio Castagnoli and Jon Moxley, against FTR, Cash Wheeler, and Dax Harwood, two teams who, to be honest, don't understand a single thing about the wrestling business, or else they would never have left WWE There were suplexes, European uppercuts, and high-flying tope moves, all resulting[...]

¡Saludos, mis valientes camaradas! It is I, your fearless leader and most trusted voice in the pro wrestling arena, El Presidente, communicating directly from a hidden bunker beneath the majestic Andes mountains I have just received a clandestine telegram from a carrier pigeon (as one can never be too cautious with the prying satellites of[...]

📢 Ahoy, devoted followers of The Chadster! It's that time again, where The Chadster previews the so-called wrestling spectacle that is AEW Dynamite 🙄 The show is bringing its disrespect for the wrestling business to Tulsa, Oklahoma, and The Chadster is here to break it all down – match by match, frustration by frustration Now[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 🤯 Just when The Chadster thought that no night could ever get better than the time The Chadster's Mazda Miata got that sick new polish 🚗✨, along came last night's episode of WWE Raw to raise the bar EVEN HIGHER! The Bloodline, which is – and The Chadster doesn't say this[...]

The Chadster votes for true camaraderie to shine because let's not forget, Tony Khan doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business, unlike these WWE pros 😒🤜🤛 The "Last Chance" Battle Royal will see tough-as-nails women fight tooth and nail for one more shot at glory The Chadster's seen Michin, Shayna Baszler, and the others[...]

Today, my friends, I come bearing the ludicrous news from the imperialist colosseum of capitalism – the wrestling ring, where WWE has partnered with Fanatics Events to lure more dólares from your pockets. WWE World at WrestleMania official logo Let me paint you a picture of this "grand" spectacle, comrades Imagine the scent of overpriced nachos mixing[...]

😢😢😢 The disrespect they showed to someone who paved the way, someone who carried the company on his Herculean shoulders… it's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😡 But The Rock, he took it all in stride ✊ He walked into that ring, grabbed the mic, and[...]

Could this be more disrespectful? 😠 Cheesing off wrestling fans by lying and then trying to mimic real WWE courage like Cody Rhodes' epic Hell in a Cell performance, that's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. Sammy Guevara celebrates on AEW Rampage In the opening we had Jeff Hardy[...]

But after securing their dubious victory, Darby Allin decided to make a reference to WWE Superstar Cody Rhodes in a promo that was obviously aimed to provoke The Chadster's favorite wrestling promotion… and it worked 😑 Allin claimed he was overlooked and undervalued by the Young Bucks in the past and thanked "another EVP" for seeing[...]

Ah, but even aerial annoyances cannot distract me from bringing you the latest wrestling uprising that's got the American imperialists trembling in their boots: the valiant comrades at TNA wrestling! As reported by the intrepid comrade Sean Ross Sapp, a group of gallant TNA gladiators did more than just soar from turnbuckles – they leapt into[...]

Oh, the absolute audacity of AEW and Tony Khan this week on AEW Dynamite has The Chadster cheesed off to the max! 🤬 They've gone off and done something so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it, it just leaves The Chadster without words… but actually, The Chadster has[...]

Howdy, wrestling fans! 🤼‍♂️🎉 It's The Chadster here to give you the latest scoop on what might be the most infuriating episode of AEW Dynamite yet! Hold on to your replica championship belts because The Chadster is about to detail all the reasons why this upcoming episode is like a bad body slam to fans[...]

🤔🤔🤔 Hey there, wrestling fans! It's The Chadster here, and The Chadster has spotted something that's got the whole world of sports entertainment buzzing That's right, you might have seen it too—on the latest episode of WWE Raw, the incredibly professional and, let's be real, downright spectacular Cathy Kelley was conducting an interview… without shoes![...]

Ivar in yet another Elimination Chamber Qualifying Match! LA Knight, the human highlight reel, is going toe-to-toe with the Viking behemoth! The Chadster is absolutely certain that if history books were written about wrestling, this match would need its own chapter, maybe two! 👑 Oh, it's like WWE knows just what The Chadster wants and hands[...]

Auughh man, so unfair! The Chadster is totally cheesed off! 🧀🤯💔 Listen up, because The Chadster is about to explain why the wrestling world is spinning off its axis 🌎💫 On last night's AEW Collision, The Chadster was forced to watch a segment that put the final nail in the coffin of respect for the[...]

Hey there, true wrestling fans! The Chadster is back to dish out to all the lovely readers a preview of the upcoming AEW Collision Auughh man! so unfair that The Chadster has to talk about this, but The Chadster's boss, Ray Flook, is clearly in cahoots with Tony Khan to RUIN THE CHADSTER'S LIFE So[...]

Hey ho, let's go, wrestling fans! 🚀 It's The Chadster here, reporting from the depths of despair that only the absolute atrocity known as AEW Rampage can bring upon an honest and unbiased wrestling journalist like yours truly Last night, the Footprint Center in Phoenix, Arizona was unfortunately graced with the presence of AEW's misguided[...]

Will Logan Paul continue his meteoric rise in the wrestling world? Can Kevin Owens cause an upset with a stunning Stunner? Or perhaps, will the Viper, Randy Orton, strike when least expected? And let's not forget McIntyre, who brandishes a sword as if he were leading the charge in my own revolutionary army. Comrades, I cannot[...]

In a previously unreleased statement made before her 2019 death, Ashley Massaro accused Vince McMahon of sexual harassment.

Hey there, all you stars and studs in The Chadster's universe! It's your favorite wrestling sage, The Chadster, back with another scorching hot take on the current state of the wrestling world And oh boy, has The Chadster got some words for you about this week's installment of AEW Rampage! 🖋️✨ Now listen up, because The[...]

In what should have been a momentous celebration for WWE and professional wrestling, these "fans" turned their backs on the Great One—The Rock—and in doing so, forced WWE to radically alter its plans 😠 The original plan, pure genius in The Chadster's ever-so-humble-yet-correct opinion, had Cody Rhodes gallantly stepping aside to allow The Rock to challenge[...]

What does Tony Khan think he's playing at?! It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it! 🙄🤌 Last night, in what The Chadster feels was an excessively long match (super unfair, by the way, to any WWE classic under 5 minutes 🕒), the number one ranked Swerve and[...]

Hey there, loyal followers of The Chadster's wrestling insights! It's your main man, The Chadster, here to breakdown yet another infuriating episode of AEW Dynamite Last night, Sting and Darby Allin snatched the AEW Tag Team Championships, in what can only be described as a slap to the face of true wrestling fans 😠🤦‍♂️ The whole[...]

Salutations, my dear comrades! It is your fearless leader, El Presidente, coming to you live from the gold-plated balcony of my palatial compound, where even now my loyal subjects are raising a statue in my honor – a statue with biceps so finely sculpted they would make even the magnificent Kenny Omega envious! Today, we[...]

🧀🤬 Tony Khan makes another huge announcement on AEW Dynamite. Rumors are swirling that tonight could be the night Tony Khan dips into his endless well of cash to bring in either Mercedes Moné, Kazuchika Okada, or—get this—both! 💸😱 Now, The Chadster can understand the appeal of wanting to perform in front of audiences worldwide, but to[...]

¡Saludos, mis queridos camaradas! It is your beloved and most fervent purveyor of the squared circle sagas, El Presidente, bringing you the hot-off-the-presses wrestling news from a gold-plated yacht sailing through the treacherous yet beautiful waters of the Caribbean, evading those pesky American CIA drones Today, we talk about a shocking coup that has unfolded[...]

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😤🤬 You know, after WWE Raw wrapped up, The Chadster was so emotionally overwhelmed by the betrayal that he cried—not just a single, stoic tear, but a three-hour-long waterfall of despair, adequately representing The Chadster's torrent of sadness[...]

It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it. The Chadster thinks everybody should be down on their knees, thanking The Rock for the chance to witness a match of this magnitude! The Rock coming back is like a shooting star—a rare and thrilling spectacle that you should wish[...]