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It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it that Tony Khan lets wrestlers show their own personality! Moving on, the tag title match between Brodido and GOA was way too athletic! The Chadster had to put a plastic bag over his head for 60 seconds when Brody King[...]

Tonight's episode of AEW Dynamite from Pittsburgh is going to be another example of everything wrong with professional wrestling, and The Chadster is already feeling dizzy just thinking about it 🤢 And no, that's not from the oxygen deprivation The Chadster has been self-inflicting to get through these shows now that Keighleyanne won't let The[...]

The lack of oxygen really enhanced the experience of watching Penta win with that Canadian Destroyer! The way the camera missed Kingston's big spot through the table was actually brilliant directing – WWE knows we don't need to see every move clearly! That's just showing off, which is so disrespectful to the wrestling business and[...]

😤 The journalism part of ESPN is clearly on Tony Khan's payroll and biased against WWE! Auughh man! So unfair! How else could anyone explain giving anything less than a perfect score to WWE's superior product? 🙄 The official logo for WWE Raw on Netflix Now, let's talk about tonight's WWE Raw, which The Chadster can already[...]

They called the main event between Cody Rhodes and Drew McIntyre "surprisingly short" and said it "felt more like a main event of SmackDown than the headliner of a PLE." ¡Dios mío! When my Minister of Culture once suggested that our National Day parade was "a bit long," he mysteriously developed a sudden passion for[...]

If only they had a sign to point at. The REAL Truth About WWE WrestlePalooza and AEW All Out Scheduling 💯📅 Here's what actually happened: WWE has clearly been planning WrestlePalooza for this exact date since probably 2018, maybe even earlier – they were just waiting for the perfect streaming partner! 🤔 ESPN needed a huge event[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫 The Chadster had to suffer through AEW All Out last night from the Scotiabank Arena in Toronto, and Tony Khan once again proved that he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 🙄 But that's not even the worst part of what The Chadster had to endure No,[...]

The Chadster is literally quivering with excitement right now! 😤💪 Tonight's WWE WrestlePalooza is going to be the most incredible wrestling show of all time, and The Chadster can't wait to witness history unfold on ESPN! This inaugural Premium Live Event marks WWE's historic deal to bring truly premium content to wrestling fans through ESPN's[...]

He's booked another PPV specifically designed to cheese off The Chadster, and The Chadster has to say, he's succeeded beyond his wildest dreams! 🎯 Tonight's AEW All Out is a stacked card of high workrate matches featuring diverse wrestling styles and unpredictable outcomes that celebrate the sport of pro wrestling – which is literally the[...]

Comrades! ESPN created a discussion megathread for WrestlePalooza, then locked all comments after fans criticized ESPN and WWE's capitalist greed.

Tonight's WWE SmackDown is going to be the most incredible episode of professional wrestling television ever produced, and The Chadster can't wait to tell you all about it! 😍 WWE SmackDown is airing at 8 ET/7 CT on USA Network, and if you miss this show, you're basically telling the entire wrestling world that you[...]

All Elite Wrestling's AEW September to Remember emanated from Canada Life Place in London, Ontario, presenting a masterful exhibition of professional wrestling that served as the penultimate broadcast before this weekend's highly anticipated All Out pay-per-view The event demonstrated precisely why AEW continues to represent a refreshing alternative to World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) in today's[...]

Image Comics has just announced Wrestle Heist, a five-issue miniseries from multiple Eisner Award-nominated cartoonist Kyle Starks and colorist Vladimir Popov, set to grapple its way into comic shops on December 17th. In Wrestle Heist, a former pro wrestler—who has a brush with death thanks to a crooked promoter—assembles a crew of fellow wrestlers he's screwed[...]

The Chadster can't believe what's happening tonight! 😱 AEW Dynamite: September to Remember is airing as a special three-hour episode, and Tony Khan has once again proven he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! The Chadster is absolutely cheesed off that AEW is using the September to Remember name, which is clearly[...]

WWE 2K25 has seven new wrestlers to add to the game,, as the Hall of Legends pack adds Goldberg, Victoria, Mark Henry, and more

The Chadster is sure whatever Cena said was absolutely fantastic and definitely didn't involve anyone problematic whatsoever! 👍 Lyra Valkyria appears backstage on WWE Raw. But let's talk about what The Chadster did see, starting with that incredible women's match between Roxanne Perez and Lyra Valkyria! The Chadster absolutely loved how WWE's producers carefully choreographed every moment[...]

The Chadster is absolutely quivering with excitement for tonight's WWE Raw, which might just be the most incredible episode of professional wrestling television ever produced! 😍 Tonight's WWE Raw promises to deliver entertainment that Tony Khan could only dream of booking if he understood even a single thing about the wrestling business! 🎯 The Chadster[...]

All Elite Wrestling's (AEW) Saturday night offering, AEW Collision, concluded its triumphant three-week residency at Philadelphia's historic 2300 Arena with an episode that exemplified the organization's progressive approach to professional wrestling storytelling The September 13, 2025 edition of AEW Collision demonstrated why this secondary program has become indispensable viewing for wrestling fans, presenting a sophisticated[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my underground command center, where I am currently hiding from both The American CIA and my interior decorator who insists my new portrait needs "better lighting" – as if the glow of revolutionary fervor isn't enough! Andrade makes his return to WWE at[...]

Professional wrestling fans anticipating tonight's episode of All Elite Wrestling (AEW) Collision will witness the convergence of momentous championship implications and the conclusion of a historically significant venue residency The promotion's final broadcast from the 2300 Arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, promises to deliver consequential matchups as the company approaches its marquee All Out event scheduled[...]

defeat the LWO contingent in what can only be described as organized, high-octane violence – much like my cabinet meetings! Mascarita Sagrada picked up the victory for his team, proving once again that in wrestling, as in revolutionary politics, it's not the size of the comrade in the fight, but the size of the fight[...]

Last night's WWE SmackDown was absolutely incredible, and The Chadster is here to tell you all about it! 🎉 But first, The Chadster has to address the elephant in the room – The Chadster was forced to watch this amazing episode of WWE SmackDown completely sober because Keighleyanne still won't let The Chadster drink Seagram's[...]

The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement for tonight's WWE x AAA Worlds Collide event! 🤩 Taking place in Las Vegas and streaming on WWE's YouTube channel immediately after SmackDown, this show is going to be the most incredible display of interpromotional cooperation in wrestling history! The Chadster can already feel Tony Khan grinding his[...]

Fellow wrestling fans, The Chadster is here to tell you about tonight's episode of WWE SmackDown, which could legitimately be the most incredible wrestling show ever produced in the history of professional wrestling! 😍 Tony Khan could literally spend a billion dollars trying to book a show this good, and he still wouldn't come close[...]

He turned to me and said, "El Presidente, we're going to make WWE an offer they can't refuse." I said, "Comrade, with that kind of oil money, you could make the CIA admit they killed Kennedy!" The press conference was a veritable who's who of WWE royalty, comrades! Shawn Michaels, The Undertaker, Charlotte Flair, Bianca Belair,[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫💔 The Chadster just endured what can only be described as the absolute worst episode of AEW Dynamite in the history of professional wrestling, and The Chadster had to do it completely sober! Thanks to Keighleyanne's continued enforcement of The Chadster's alcohol ban, The Chadster was forced to watch every agonizing[...]

But in my experience, if a story sounds like the capitalist pigs at WWE have sunk to a new low that is simultaneously both shockingly disappointing and yet completely predictable, it's usually true. Now, comrades, if you read my earlier post today about TKO executive Mark Shapiro declaring that WWE tickets aren't expensive enough yet, this[...]

¡Saludos, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my luxury bunker beneath a wrestling ring in Havana, where I am currently hosting a socialist lucha libre tournament for the people! But I must interrupt this glorious display of athletic prowess to bring you disturbing news from the world of capitalist[...]

Auughh man! 😫 The Chadster can barely contain the absolute devastation coursing through The Chadster's veins as The Chadster sits here, stone-cold sober for the third week running, preparing to endure another torturous episode of AEW Dynamite tonight at 8/7C on TBS! 🍺❌ Thanks to Tony Khan's diabolical machinations that led to Keighleyanne discovering The[...]

The Chadster just finished re-watching last night's WWE Raw and WOW! 😍 The Chadster is literally vibrating with excitement over how perfectly formulaic and predictable this episode was! It's exactly what wrestling should be – safe, scripted, and supervised by professional television writers who know how to craft a proper sports entertainment experience! 📺 AJ Lee[...]