Rampage Archives

AEW Rampage: Private Party Once Again Fail to Pound Jungle Boy's Ass
Last night on AEW Rampage, Private Party tried once again to pound the asses of Jurassic Express in the main event Isiah Kassidy tried to pound Jungle Boy's ass in a one-on-one setting at the Holiday Bash last year, but ultimately came up short However, with his partner, Marq Quen, at his side, and under[...]
Jon Moxley Punctuates Return with Decisive Victory on AEW Rampage
On AEW Rampage on Friday, Moxley faced Ethan Page in the opening match and showed he hasn't lost a step in the ring On top of all that, Moxley looks healthy and in great shape, and all of it is just so disrespectful to WWE. Jon Moxley Appears on AEW Dynamite [Photo: All Elite Wrestling]The Chadster[...]
Goth Phase: The Acclaimed Eviscerate Sting and Darby Allin on Rampage
As promised, The Acclaimed debuted their new diss track, Goth Phase, on AEW Rampage last night, delivering a musical blow to their rivals, Sting and Darby Allin Two grown men and they're going through a goth phase," rapped Platinum Max Caster "Sting and Darby, they be stayin' where the cops stay The Acclaimed, stayin' where[...]
There's a Strong Pitch For A San Andreas Sequel Says Dwayne Johnson
Sure, being a highly paid and beloved actor can manage to keep someone fairly active; however, according to one of the star's longtime producers and collaborators, Johnson is very particular about what he commits to. In a new interview with Collider, Johnson's regular producer Hiram Garcia specifically referred to the star's lack of talks for projects[...]
Cody Rhodes Wins TNT Championship at AEW Rampage Holiday Bash
Cody Rhodes defeated Sammy Guevara to win the TNT Championship at AEW Rampage Holiday Bash on Christmas night Rhodes ended Guevara's short reign to begin his second as TNT Champion, though the crowd dynamics are much different this time around The first time Cody held the TNT Championship, he was arguably AEW's most beloved babyface[...]
Isiah Kassidy vs Jungle Boy on Will Involve Lots of Butt Stuff
The upcoming edition of AEW Rampage that will air on Christmas night will apparently feature a healthy dose of Yuletide ass pounding According to a series of promos cut during night one of the Holiday Bash on AEW Dynamite last night, Isiah Kassidy of Private Party will be looking to "pound that ass" of Jungle[...]
AEW Reveals Plans for Holiday Bash, Battle of the Belts TNT Special
Any hopes of The Chadster having a merry Christmas this year have been dashed thanks to Tony Khan, who has booked a massive lineup of matches for AEW Holiday Bash, a two-night event that will take place on Wednesday on AEW Dynamite and on a special Christmas Day episode of AEW Rampage Auughh man! So[...]
Tay Conti Deactivates Twitter After Sammy Guevara Calls Off Marriage
Twitter allows accounts to remain inactive for 30 days before being permanently deleted, so it's likely Conti will return once the heat dies down. Tay Conti and Anna Jay appear on AEW Rampage [Photo Credit: All Elite Wrestling]But let The Chadster be clear about something: it is in no way Tay Conti's fault that Sammy Guevara[...]
AEW Rampage: Why Cody Rhodes Should Never Turn Heel
AEW doesn't have as many hours of television to fill each week, so it's easier for them. Sammy Guevara tells Cody Rhodes he's number one on AEW Rampage [Photo Credit: All Elite Wrestling]On AEW Rampage this week, Dan Lambert nearly had it right The Chadster often agrees with what Lambert has to say about AEW, though[...]
AEW Rampage
But then Tony Khan and his accomplice, Bleeding Cool TV Editor Ray Flook, colluded to force The Chadster to write a preview of tonight's AEW Rampage, and now The Chadster's night, weekend, and probably Christmas has been ruined again! Auughh man! So unfair! On the first day of Christmas, Tony Khan gave to The Chadster: a[...]
AEW Rampage: Tony Khan Expands Child Army By Signing Hook
Hook made his in-ring debut on AEW Rampage last night, defeating Fuego del Sol in a squash match to become undefeated in the company Following the match, Tony Khan announced that Hook is officially All Elite Hook is only the latest in a long line of AEW wrestlers to benefit from Tony Khan's support of[...]
AEW Rampage: Tony Nese Loses Title Match, Wins AEW Contract
The reason: The Chadster needed to dull the pain after watching AEW Rampage and seeing Tony Nese, that traitor to The Chadster's beloved WWE, win an AEW contract even though he failed to defeat Sammy Guevara to win the TNT Championship. The Spanish God @sammyguevara defends his TNT Championship against the Premier Athlete @TonyNese NOW on[...]
The logo for AEW Rampage
Thanks to Bleeding Cool TV Editor Ray Flook, a man who is in cahoots with Tony Khan and supports Tony Khan's mission of ruining The Chadster's life, has taken time out of his busy schedule of owning Joe Rogan fans to demand that The Chadster write up a preview for tonight's episode of AEW Rampage,[...]
How Bobby Fish Pinning Wheeler Yuta Proves NXT is Better Than AEW
Former Undisputed Era members Bobby Fish and Adam Cole defeated Best Friends members Orange Cassidy and Wheeler Yuta on AEW Rampage this week, with Fish pinning Yuta after an avalanche falcon arrow in the opening match The feud between these two teams that at one time represented bitter rivals in a wrestling ratings war was[...]
AEW Rampage: Riho Should Give Up a Title Shot Out of Respect for WWE
on AEW Rampage last night, winning a future title shot against Baker in a Black Friday Deal match made because Riho was technically never eliminated from the Casino Battle Royale at All Out earlier this year Riho will get to challenge baker for the AEW Women's Championship, a belt which Riho was the first holder[...]
AEW Rampage Preview: A Very Black Friday Indeed
Tonight, AEW has an exciting show planned for the Black Friday edition of AEW Rampage, and The Chadster just can't deal! Here's what's planned for the show tonight: First, Eddie Kingston continues his meteoric babyface rise, a rise that shows just how little Tony Khan understands about the wrestling business Kingston's entire AEW career has been[...]
AEW Rampage: Why AEW Should Cancel the TBS Championship Tournament
Auughh man! So unfair! And now on AEW Rampage this week, The Chadster was subjected to a painful reminder of this fact when Red Velvet fought Jade Cargill in the second round of the TBS Championship tournament The match was a little bit rough in parts as both Red Velvet and Jade Cargill are still perfecting[...]
AEW Rampage: Jurassic Express Has No Business Beating Undisputed Era
Once again, though The Chadster would rather be doing just about anything else on a Friday night, with the possible exception of having sex with his wife, since The Chadster can't do that because AEW has made him sexually impotent, The Chadster was forced to watch AEW Rampage as part of his job duties here[...]
Billy Gunn v Darby Allin Shows AEW Doesn't Know How to Treat Legends
By which, of course, The Chadster means the match between Billy Gunn and Darby Allin that aired on AEW Rampage on Friday. In a pre-taped match in front of a packed crowd at the Chartway Arena in Norfolk, VA, Billy Gunn faced Darby Allin in a match that had no business eliciting the atmosphere of excitement[...]
AEW Rampage: Red Velvet Has Jade Cargill's Cake But Doesn't Eat It
As the go-home show for Full Gear, AEW Rampage really cheesed The Chadster off in many ways, which The Chadster has written about extensively Jade Cargill picked up another victory, which was no surprise, but what shocked and appalled The Chadster is that Red Velvet came out afterward and shoved a cake placed at ringside[...]
AEW Rampage: Jungle Boy Learns Sometimes Winning's Not Worth It
Jungle Boy faced Bobby Fish on AEW Rampage last night, and The Chadster wasn't the slightest bit impressed Sure, Jungle Boy picked up the win, which he badly needs if he's ever going to reach the next level of his career But he got beat down by Adam Cole and The Elite afterward, and The[...]
AEW Rampage: Just Shave Your Head Already, Matt Hardy
Matt Hardy faced Orange Cassidy in a Lumberjack Match on AEW Rampage last night, and The Chadster hated everything about it. Look, The Chadster, more than anyone, understands that it can be difficult for a man as he gets older Some men may begin to feel self-conscious about their hair Is that hairline receding? Does it[...]
AEW Rampage: Finally Someone Tells the Truth About CM Punk
Eddie Kingston and CM Punk came face to face on AEW Rampage this week, and The Chadster wasn't expecting Eddie Kingston to be so candid about how he feels The Chadster also has his reservations about CM Punk's return For example, why didn't Punk return to WWE instead of AEW? After they were nice enough[...]
AEW Rampage: Max Caster Takes Unfair Shot at Innocent WWE Executive
Once again, AEW Rampage has proven that AEW doesn't know anything about the wrestling business and is extremely disrespectful to WWE, who practically invented it The opening match on Rampage featured Bryan Danielson vs Anthony Bowens of The Acclaimed But it was Bowens' tag team partner, Max Caster, who took the most mean-spirited shot, attacking[...]
Photo from Jon Moxley vs. Cezar Bononi on AEW Dynamite 03/31/2021. Credit: All Elite Wrestling
There is no word yet on what changes this will bring to upcoming episodes of TNT's AEW Dynamite & AEW Rampage, or pay-per-view event. Jon Moxley has allowed me to share with you that he is entering an inpatient alcohol treatment program Jon is a beloved member of the AEW family We all stand with him[...]
AEW Rampage: With Kingston vs. Danielson, Tony Khan Has Gone Too Far
But Tony Khan has been taking advantage of The Chadster's good nature by setting out to totally ruin The Chadster's life, and this week, with AEW Rampage, Tony Khan finally took things too far The match this week between Bryan Danielson and Eddie Kingston was so good that it nearly brought The Chadster to tears…[...]
Everything The Chadster Hated About AEW Rampage
It's Saturday morning, and you know what that means: it's time for The Chadster to perform his solemn duty as a wrestling journalist and give his unbiased report on AEW Rampage The Chadster doesn't want to report on AEW Rampage, since AEW and its founder Tony Khan have gone out of their way to ruin[...]
The Bottom Line 'Cause Chad Said So graphic, made by me, The Chadster. Graphic design is my passion.
Thanks to collusion between Tony Khan, the wrestling media, Major League Baseball, and the Neilsen ratings company, The Chadster's beloved WWE Smackdown tied with AEW Rampage in the key demo last Friday when Smackdown aired on FS1 This was despite WWE adding an extra half-hour to Smackdown to bring Rampage's rating down, and despite Smackdown[...]
AEW Dynamite and Rampage Preview
The company is already planning next Friday and Saturday's episodes of AEW Rampage and AEW Dynamite, and The Chadster can't stand to see the matches Tony Khan has lined up as part of his personal vendetta against The Chadster. Friday on #AEWRampage: –#AEW Women's World Title: @RealBrittBaker v @annajay___ –@AndradeElIdolo v @BastardPac 2 –#AEW World Title Eliminator Tournament kicks[...]