It looks like Michael Bay has moved on to killing Chinese childhoods, having depleted the supply of available childhoods to kill in North America. Despite opening on a Wednesday in order to surprise unsuspecting inner children who might have let their guard down for Bay to destroy their fondest memories with a blockbuster action movie […]
Consider this revenge for interfering in our election, Russia!
It’s been less than a week since Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson officially launched his 2020 presidential campaign, but it looks like, for voters and moviegoers, the honeymoon period is already over. Johnson was polling higher than incumbent Republican president Donald Trump earlier this month, but as moviegoers head to the box office to vote for Johnson’s R-rated […]
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales is another cynical and predictable entry into a series in desperate need of new direction. Director: Joachim Rønning and Espen Sandberg Summary: Captain Jack Sparrow searches for the trident of Poseidon. When the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie came out in 2003 it was a […]
Someone has kidnapped Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales and Disney isn’t paying the ransom. And by “kidnapped” we mean that hackers have managed to get a hold of the upcoming Disney movie and are threatening to release it unless Disney pays them an insane amount of money, according to Deadline. Disney […]
Bring full circle the movie franchise based on a theme park ride, superstar actor Johnny Depp appeared in person inside Disneyland’s Pirates of the Caribbean ride to ramble incoherently at guests, according to a report from People magazine. The 53-year-old actor will star in Pirates of the Caribbean 5: Dead Men Buy No Movie Tickets, which […]
So, yeah, ghost sharks. At least we sort of know what the plot is now? Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales comes out May 26th, 2017.
Disney has dropped a new official poster for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales ahead of a new trailer that is dropping tomorrow. There were some posters that were leaked several weeks ago they were confirmed by Disney to be fanmade and not official. This one doesn’t appear to give anymore indication […]
Seriously, did anyone ask for another Pirates of the Caribbean movie? Well, here’s the new trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales regardless.
According to a report from The Mirror, as well as Toofab, which is affiliated with TMZ, Kiera Knightly has secretly filmed scenes for Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales. Set to hit theaters in May, the film features the return of Orlando Bloom to his role as Will Turner, but Knightly wasn’t […]
They consolidate my previous story on the film. And... what's this about Rebecca Hall?
Sequels with more reunions than an episode of Surprise Surprise with Cilla. Or Holly. Either or.