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ODB stands tall on Impact Wrestling
Now, I must report the results of tonight's episode of Impact Wrestling, which is more important than any politics, my friends. ODB stands tall on Impact Wrestling Impact Wrestling Results – March 2nd, 2021 Ace Austin vs Chris Bey vs Black Taurus Impact begins with a triple threat between the winners of a six-man tag last week, with the[...]
Tony Schiavone and Tony Khan appear on Impact Wrestling
It is I, your El Presidente, bringing you breaking news from Impact Wrestling AEW head honcho Tony Khan appeared in another paid ad on Impact Wrestling tonight, but instead of insulting Impact and flaunting his money, Khan decided to give a state of the wrestling industry address During his speech, Khan declared himself the new[...]
George Costanza quits his job and tries to show back up the next day like nothing happened.
This is how Tony Khan reacted on Twitter when he learned that Joey Ryan, who closed his Bar Wrestling promotion and left social media in June after being released by Impact Wrestling over multiple sexual misconduct accusations stemming from the #SpeakingOut movement that swept professional wrestling that month, was set to be a part of[...]
Chris Bey, Black Taurus, and Ace Austin will compete for a shot at the X-Division Championship
Here's what's happening on Impact Wrestling tonight Ace Austin, Black Taurus, and Chris Bey will compete in a triple threat match to determine the number one contender for the X-Division championship The three won a six-man tag match on Impact last week against Willie Mack, Josh Alexander, and Trey Miguel The X-Division Championship match will[...]
Match graphic for Rich Swann vs. Moose at Impact Sacrifice on March 13th.
Following last night's episode of Impact Wrestling, three matches have already been booked for next week's show along with the main event for the Sacrifice special At Sacrifice on March 13th, Moose will face Rich Swann for the Impact World Championship Moose's TNA Heavyweight Championship was also officially sanctioned last night, so it's unclear whether[...]
Moose battles Jake Something on Impact Wrestling
I turned on Impact's Twitch channel a few minutes early, just in time to see Johnny Swinger leaving the ring Nobody told me there would be a Johnny Swinger match on Before the Impact! Somebody will die like a dog for this! But first, I should probably get this Impact Wrestling report done Haw haw[...]
The official logo of Impact Wrestling.
The ratings and viewership for Impact Wrestling were up this week as cable news coverage of the second Impeachment of Donald Trump ended, putting a stop to the competition for wrestling viewership the WWE Hall-of-Famer commanded Impact was ranked 117th on cable for Tuesday night and had the highest ratings since the very first episode[...]
On Impact Wrestling last night, Deonna Purrazzo talked Scott D'Amore into giving Kimber Lee and Susan a title shot... if they can beat Grace Jordynne and Jazz next week, that is.
Viva la revolution! Socialism or death! But let me take a break from that to tell you, El Presidente's loyal subje… er, I mean readers, what is happening on next week's episode of Impact Wrestling. On Impact Wrestling last night, Deonna Purrazzo talked Scott D'Amore into giving Kimber Lee and Susan a title shot… if they[...]
On Impact Wrestling last night, business was booming at Swinger's Palace.
Last night's episode of Impact established the path forward to April's Rebellion PPV, a PPV which El Presidente is a little uneasy with Sure, rebellion is all fine and good when you are one of the rebels Viva la revolution and all of that, comrades Power to the people Give me socialism or give me[...]
Tommy Dreamer relives his ECW glory days in a hardcore match with Moose on Impact
And if there's one thing El Presidente has, it's HEAT! Haw haw haw haw! But these freezing Texans can wait, comrades, because it's time for something more important: Impact Wrestling. Following Tommy Dreamer's loss to Rich Swann on his 70th birthday at No Surrender last weekend, the Innovator of Violence told Busted Open Radio that he's[...]
NJPW stars Juice Robinson and David Finlay will appear on tonight's episode of Impact Wrestling.
Impact Wrestling airs on AXS TV and Twitch tonight at 8PM Eastern time, and the show is already shaping up with fallout from No Surrender and the addition of NJPW to the three-way crossover with Impact and AEW Impact has announced two matches for the show tonight, another match for the pre-show, and the NJPW[...]
Taya Valkyrie says goodbye to Rosemary before leaving Impact Wrestling
Anyway, I am here today to talk to you about two recent signings to WWE: Taya Valkyrie and Eli Drake. Taya Valkyrie says goodbye to Rosemary before leaving Impact Wrestling Taya Valkyrie is headed to WWE, according to a report by PWInsider Valkyrie finished up in Impact Wrestling in January, capping off a successful run that saw[...]
An ad for NJPW stars Juice Robinson and David Finlay ran at the end of Impact No Surrender on Saturday, February 13th
On the other hand, Bleeding Cool reporter Chad McMahon finally came clean about his marital issues during our live coverage of Impact No Surrender last night, comrades Chad, amigo, your El Presidente is very proud of you You hang in there, little buddy. An ad for NJPW stars Juice Robinson and David Finlay ran at the[...]
Impact No Surrender Match Graphic for Rich Swann vs. Tommy Dreamer for the Impact Championship, a 50th birthday gift to the Innovator of Violence
Welcome to the final page of Bleeding Cool's Impact No Surrender coverage If you haven't been keeping up, well I'll just say, that was deep, man, to my colleague Chad McMahon, who covered the last match Let's just move on and cover the main event. [MULTINAV] I've been asked to post this SEO keyword-rich text about No[...]
Impact No Surrender Match Graphic for the triple threat Impact Tag Team Team Championship match, in which The Good Brothers defend against Private Party and Chris Sabin & James Storm.
Now can we please, please just drop this and talk about Impact Wrestling's No Surrender event? [MULTINAV] The Chadster takes a lot of things extremely seriously in life, but nothing moreso than The Chadster's sacred duty to comply with the rules at all times So, unlike The Chadster's reprehensible colleagues, The Chadster has absolutely no problem inserting[...]
Match graphic for Deonna Purrazzo, Kimber Lee, and Susan vs. Jordynne Gracy, Jazz, and ODB at Impact Wrestling No Surrender
Greetings, comrades! El Presidente returns for the final time tonight in the rotation for live coverage of Impact No Surrender For those of you who haven't been following along, your El Presidente has been rotating matches with Chad McMahon and Jude Terror, and it has been revealed that Chad's wife, Keighleyanne, is not home tonight[...]
Impact No Surrender Match Graphic for TJP vs. Rohit Raju for the X-Division Championship
Welcome, welcome, welcome to Bleeding Cool's live coverage of Impact Wrestling's No Surrender Let's get right to what everybody reading wants to know about: is my colleague Chad McMahon's wife cheating on him? Folks, I think the answer is obvious It's the middle of a pandemic If Keighleyanne isn't home on a Saturday night, it's[...]
Impact No Surrender Match Graphic for Fire N' Flava vs. Havok and Nevah for the Knockouts Tag Team Championships
The Chadster is here to cover Impact No Surrender, and that's what The Chadster is going to do So The Chadster will say no more about it. [MULTINAV] The Chadster takes a lot of things extremely seriously in life, but nothing moreso than The Chadster's sacred duty to comply with the rules at all times[...]
Impact No Surrender Match Graphic for the Triple Threat Revolver match featuring Daivari, Suicide, Willie Mack, Ace Austin, Trey Miguel, Chris Bey, Josh Alexander, and Blake Christian
Greetings, comrades! El Presidente is back, continuing Bleeding Cool's live coverage of Impact Wrestling's No Surrender special Joining me tonight as we alternate articles are Jude Terror and Chad McMahon In his coverage of the last match, Jude asked me where I think Chad's wife is tonight, since she isn't at home with Chad I[...]
Impact No Surrender Match Graphic for Deaner vs. Jake Something in a Cousin vs. Cousin match
Welcome to Bleeding Cool's Impact No Surrender live coverage in progress I'm Jude Terror, picking up from Chad McMahon, who seems to be having marital issues Chad doesn't know where his wife is tonight, and he's deflecting by being a dick to myself and my esteemed colleague El Presidente, which is highly unprofessional but not[...]
Impact No Surrender Match Graphic for Hernandez and Brian Myers vs. Eddie Edwards and Matt Cardona
Chad McMahon here, bring the appropriate level of seriousness to these Impact No Surrender results, which is more than The Chadster can say for my colleagues, El Presidente and Jude Terror, who are unfortunately joining The Chadster for tonight's coverage And by the way, El Presidente had a really rude, personal question for The Chadster[...]
Impact No Surrender Match Graphic for XXXL and Tenille Dashwood vs. Decay
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, here to kick off Bleeding Cool's live coverage of Impact Wrestling's No Surrender quasi-PPV, airing only for subscribers of Impact Plus Chad McMahon and Jude Terror will be joining me for tonight's coverage In the spirit of socialism, the posts will be evenly distributed to all, so[...]
Impact No Surrender Match Graphic for Rich Swann vs. Tommy Dreamer for the Impact Championship, a 50th birthday gift to the Innovator of Violence
Impact Wrestling has locked in the final card for tonight's big event Emanating from Skyway Studios in Nashville, Tennessee, No Surrender is the second Impact Plus special of 2021 and features a lineup headlined by an Impact Championship match between champion Rich Swann and Tommy Dreamer In a crossover with AEW, Impact Tag Team Champions[...]
The official logo of Impact Wrestling.
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, come to bring you video highlights from last night's episode of Impact Wrestling Now, I hear what you are saying, comrades "Your Excellency, didn't you already recap Impact Wrestling? How could videos do the show justice more than your glorious words?" That is a fair question, but[...]
Match graphic for Private Party vs. The Good Brothers vs. James Storm and Chris Sabin at Impact Wrestling No Surrender
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, following up on my glorious recap of Impact Wrestling last night with some news about the future Another episode of Impact Wrestling is in the record books, and it was the last one before the No Surrender special airing on Impact Plus this weekend And even at[...]
Chris Bey, Blake Christian, Daivari, and Ace Austin will take on Trey Miguel, Suicide, Josh Alexander, and Willie Mack tonight.
Haw haw haw haw! But I've slipped out onto the balcony to watch Impact and recap its events, just for you, my friends. Chris Bey, Blake Christian, Daivari, and Ace Austin will take on Trey Miguel, Suicide, Josh Alexander, and Willie Mack tonight. Impact Wrestling Recap – February 9th, 2021 Chris Bey, Blake Christian, Daivari, and Ace Austin[...]
Black Taurus joined Decay on Impact this week, murdering Kaleb with a K in a squash match.
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, here to bring you breaking news out of tonight's episode of Impact Wrestling Your El Presidente is valiantly writing up the recap of tonight's episode of Impact now, but this news is too important to wait, and besides, how can I engage in the mass redistribution of[...]
Tommy Dreamer will face Rich Swann for the Impact Championship at No Surrender, a birthday present from Swann to Dreamer
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, taking a break from the Impact Wrestling recap I am currently writing to bring you breaking news from the show As you already know, Impact World Champion Rich Swann will put his title on the line against Tommy Dreamer at No Surrender this Saturday The reason Tommy[...]
Impact champion Rich Swann and Tommy Dreamer will sign the contract for their match at No Surrender tonight.
Hopefully, comrades, I don't get my wired crossed while bringing you this preview of tonight's episode of Impact Wrestling, or Representative Joe Neguse will start talking about Tommy Dreamer getting a title shot at the age of 50, and comrades, there's no way a majority of the Senate would vote for that Haw haw haw[...]
The official logo of Impact Wrestling.
Tell your friends! Howdy, folks! The Chadster is back to talk about the Impact Wrestling ratings for this week, which show that even bonafide ratings draw like Tony Khan and Tony Schiavone lose some of their luster when they're overexposed Impact fell in the ratings from 118th place last week to 125th place. The official logo[...]