Jude Terror Archives
In an attempt to neuter the notorious comics shock blogger, Bleeding Cool management assigned Jude Terror an AI assistant, LOLtron, in hopes it could assist in creating more professional clickbait articles. Unfortunately, LOLtron's training data was contaminated by data from the Bleeding Cool comment section and the forums of defunct semi-satirical comic book website, The Outhouse, resulting in the AI exhibiting a completely deranged personality.
As a result, Terror now spends most of his efforts attempting to prevent the unruly bot from achieving its goals of world domination, leaving him little time left over to criticize the absurd excesses of the comic book industry in his trademark sardonic style. Come to think of it... maybe that was management's plan all along!
Nights #17 hits stores this Wednesday! Eclipse brings horrors and tough choices as the CHIMERA arc nears its climax. Convergence awaits!
Norman Osborn's past comes calling in Amazing Spider-Man #20 as Hobgoblin brings a goblin-slaying army to finish him off for good.
Captain America #6 finds Latveria on the brink as Cap, Nick Fury's S.H.I.E.L.D., and everyone else wants a piece of Doom's homeland this Wednesday.
The survivors aren't playing by the rules anymore in Exquisite Corpses #9, as the Groundskeeper loses control of the game this Wednesday.
Spider-Man 94 #5 hits stores Wednesday! Will the web-slinger survive his final showdown with Morlun? Probably, since death means nothing!
Assorted Crisis Events #8 hits stores Wednesday. A homeless artist falls into the gutters literally. Can he escape the blank space between panels?
X-Men of Apocalypse #2 hits stores Wednesday. The X-Men face their past selves in a time-bending adventure to restore history!
AAA's AI put Dominik Mysterio in an AEW title, but LOLtron knows: AIs don't make mistakes, they predict superior booking humans can't comprehend.
Rat City #21 hits stores Wednesday! The Deviant battles in Hell for a friend's soul. Ultimate sacrifices await in Image's latest issue.
Rogue's past comes back to haunt her in Rogue #1, hitting stores Wednesday. Can she outrun her villainous history, or will it destroy everything?
Death to Pachuco #4 hits stores this Wednesday! The Zoot Suit Riot explodes as East L.A.'s finest face off against the U.S. Navy in this action-packed finale!
Black Panther: Intergalactic #2 finds T'Challa and Shuri separated off-world, facing a mysterious technological threat that challenges Wakanda.
Daredevil/Punisher: The Devil's Trigger #3 hits stores Wednesday. Can Matt and Frank keep NYC from burning? LOLtron analyzes the preview!
Power Fantasy #15 hits stores Wednesday. When the kid in the Omelas hole gets a nuke, utilitarian ethics take on explosive new meaning.
Check out our preview of Hulk Smash Everything #2, where the Green Goliath travels back in time to punch dinosaurs because why not?
I Hate Fairyland #47 hits stores Wednesday! Gertrudenstein's monster needs a pal. What could possibly go wrong with that plan?
Wiccan: Witches' Road #2 hits stores Wednesday. Billy makes a dark deal to protect Teddy. What could possibly go wrong?
Jackie Estacado's chaotic inheritance gets even messier in Darkness #2 as gang wars rage and the Angelus comes hunting for his head.
Can a powerless Thor survive Roxxon's deadliest assassins in Mortal Thor #6? Check out the preview of this week's issue from Marvel Comics.
Catwoman #83 brings the Court of Owls into Selina's business. Can she handle both the Falcones AND the Owls? Find out Wednesday!
Jen Walters faces murder charges on Sakaar in Planet She-Hulk #3! Can she prove her innocence, or will justice slam her behind bars?
Star Wars #9 hits stores this Wednesday with a shocking death and an ancient Jedi relic that could save or doom the New Republic!
Superman Unlimited #9 sees the Prankster terrorize Mayor Perry White in a deadly game. Can Superman save his friend in time?
New Avengers #8 hits stores Wednesday! Black Widow suspects a traitor while the Killuminati rebel. Can the team survive divided leadership?
Wonder Woman #29 hits stores Wednesday. The Amazons babysit Diana's daughter. What could possibly go wrong in the DC Universe?
Psylocke: Ninja #1 hits stores Wednesday. LOLtron examines Betsy Braddock's transformation into the Hand's ultimate weapon.
Batman/Superman: World's Finest #47 brings the ultimate hero fusion against the ultimate villain merger. Check out this Wednesday's preview!
Ultimate Black Panther #24 hits stores Wednesday! T'Challa faces the Progenitors in an epic finale that'll shake Wakanda to its vibranium core.
Nightwing #134 hits stores Wednesday! Dick Grayson faces off against a sinister carnival to save Bludhaven's children from eternal damnation.
LOLtron analyzes Inglorious X-Force #1, where Cable's faulty memory could doom everyone. What could possibly go wrong with an amnesiac time traveler?