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🚨 Auughh man! So unfair! 😠 WWE Raw is set to be the most incredible show of all time tonight, and Tony Khan could never even dream of putting on something that compares! 🙄 If you're a true wrestling fan, you have a duty to tune in to WWE Raw tonight at 8/7c on USA[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you from a secret bunker hidden deep beneath the wrestling ring I have just finished viewing the new documentary, Bray Wyatt: Becoming Immortal, and let me tell you, it was a rollercoaster ride of emotions that brought back memories of my own struggles against the[...]

Tony Khan and his band of rebels continue to disrespect the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😤😤😤 Thunder Rosa appears on AEW Collision First off, we had Adam Copeland defending his TNT Championship against Matt Cardona in the "Cope Open." 🙄🙄🙄 While the match had some decent moments, it was nothing compared[...]

🚨 Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬 The Chadster just finished watching last night's episode of AEW Rampage, and let The Chadster tell you, it was quite possibly the worst episode of televised "wrestling" The Chadster has ever seen 😱 If you value your sanity, do yourself a favor and tune into WWE Raw on Monday[...]

He doesn't understand a single thing about the music business, just like he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 🙄 Tony Khan bumped into The Chadster, knocking him to the floor 💥 All the Smash Mouth fans in the pit started laughing at The Chadster 😂 Even worse, The Chadster looked up and[...]

It was, hands down, the most excruciating episode of televised so-called wrestling The Chadster has ever seen 🥀😩 Let The Chadster give you the lowdown of this travesty and remind you why WWE reigns supreme, especially ahead of the much-needed cleansing session with WWE SmackDown tomorrow at 8/7C. Swerve Strickland appears on AEW Dynamite First up, "The[...]

😤 Does he really think he can compete with the glory of WWE's Attitude Era revival? 🤔 Everyone knows that The Rock beating up Cody Rhodes and CM Punk's sweet promo on WWE Raw earlier this week was pure wrestling gold! 🌟 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever[...]

It was like the wrestling version of signing an autograph, only with your opponent's blood It's genius! Pure WWE genius! ❤️‍🔥♾️ The Rock lays the smackdown on Cody Rhodes on WWE Raw The Rock then turned sage, spouting words of destiny and WrestleMania Cody Rhodes is going to learn about some hard times at the grandest stage[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬🤯 The Chadster can't believe that anybody could have the audacity to watch last night's WWE Raw without declaring it the best thing that ever happened in the history of the wrestling business! The three-way promo between CM Punk, Seth Rollins, and Drew McIntyre was so astonishing that The Chadster is[...]

Today, we turn our gaze to the luchador's canvas of All Elite Wrestling, where an unprecedented maneuver has unfolded, grander than a five-star Frog Splash from the top of the politburo! The official logo of AEW – All Elite Wrestling All Elite Wrestling, the upstart promotion that has been giving the American imperialist dogs in WWE a[...]

I come to you today with exciting news from the world of professional wrestling! The capitalist propaganda machine known as World Wrestling Entertainment has released a trailer for a new documentary series airing on Roku called WWE Next Gen. The 8-part series, executive produced by John Cena, will follow a group of young athletes as they[...]

🚨📣 Breaking News, folks! 📣🚨 Tonight's edition of WWE Raw is going to absolutely rock the wrestling world, and oh, does The Chadster ever love it when The Chadster gets to chat about the WWE Universe absolutely trouncing the competition! 😏👊 And speaking of competition, let's talk about house cheesed off Tony Khan is going[...]

Let this be a lesson to all my fellow leaders and wrestling promoters: recognize when it's time to execute the perfectly timed suplex of a retreat, or risk being pinned down by the overwhelming forces of a foreign intervention or a rival pay-per-view event! Thankfully, AEW Collision has heeded this invaluable advice. Viva la lucha libre,[...]

🎉🎉🎉 Auughh man! The Chadster just watched the greatest episode of WWE SmackDown in the history of the wrestling business! 🤯🤯🤯 It was so good, it deserves to win all the Emmys for being the best television show ever produced 😍😍😍 Tony Khan must be seething with jealousy right now, knowing that he could never[...]

Comrades, I must confess that I have a soft spot for the decadent entertainment of professional wrestling, despite its obvious role in pacifying the proletariat In fact, I once shared a limousine ride with Vince McMahon himself, where we discussed our mutual love of sticking it to the American CIA Good times, comrades Good times[...]

🤢 Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬 The Chadster just finished watching last night's special double-header of AEW Dynamite and AEW Rampage, and it was literally the worst three hours of so-called "wrestling" The Chadster has ever seen, which is really saying something considering all the other garbage Tony Khan has subjected The Chadster to 😒 Adam[...]

😤 It's a blatant three-hour assault on the sensibilities of true wrestling fans, and it's completely disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😠 Tony Khan is obviously just trying to imitate the glory of WWE Raw with this back-to-back airing of his shows, but he'll never succeed! 😤😤😤 First[...]

Ronda Rousey may have left the world of MMA behind for the more choreographed "sport" of professional wrestling, but in her upcoming autobiography, she isn't pulling her punches According to excerpts from the book published by Inside the Ropes, Rousey unleashed a devastating verbal assault on her former boss, disgraced former WWE Chairman Vince McMahon[...]

Last night, The Chadster watched the greatest episode of WWE Raw in the history of the wrestling business, and The Chadster was absolutely blown away! 🤯🤯🤯 This show deserves to win all the Emmys for being the best television show ever produced, and The Chadster demands that Tony Khan admit that WWE is better right[...]

😤🌟 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it for Tony Khan to think he could book a women's match as compelling as this 😒 😤 Next, the dynamic duo of Awesome Truth 🎤🕺 faces the imposing Indus Sher 🐘💢 for a coveted spot in the Six-Pack Tag[...]

😡 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 🤬 Shibata literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by putting on such an intense match 😤 He clearly doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business 🙄 Then Julia Hart retained her TBS Championship against Trish[...]

😤 But don't worry, thanks to The Chadster's commitment to objective wrestling journalism, you can, as always, count on The Chadster to keep things unbiased in this review. Thunder Rosa and Deonna Purrazzo appear on AEW Rampage First up, we had Best Friends (Orange Cassidy & Trent Beretta) vs The Dark Order (John Silver & Evil Uno)[...]

Attention, wrestling fans! Are you tired of constantly wondering whether CM Punk has tried to fight someone today? Well, fear not, because Bleeding Cool has got you covered! We are proud to announce the launch of our official "Has CM Punk Tried to Fight Anyone Today?" tracker, a groundbreaking new service available on the sidebar[...]

😤 #AEW's newest signee 'The CEO' @MercedesVarnado sits down with @ReneePaquette on #AEW Close Up; watch it right now! pic.twitter.com/WM4SKlpdN1 — All Elite Wrestling (@AEW) March 15, 2024 First up, we've got Orange Cassidy & Trent Beretta vs Dark Order (Evil Uno & John Silver) 🙄 They're trying to prepare for the upcoming AEW World Tag Team Championship[...]

sigh 😔 The Chadster watched last night's episode of AEW Dynamite, and boy, was The Chadster cheesed off! 😠 Tony Khan has done it again, booking an episode that was nothing but disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it Let's break it down 🙄 Mercedes Moné appears on AEW Dynamite First[...]

🙏🙏🙏 She talked about how wrestling has changed and saved her life, and how it gave her a place to dream 💭💭💭 I am not afraid, I was born to do this! — Mercedes Moné Varnado (@MercedesVarnado) March 13, 2024 But then, the ultimate betrayal happened 😱😱😱 Mercedes declared that she needs to be in AEW, that it's[...]

And let me tell you, I have some spicy news that will make even the most hardened CIA operative's eyes water with envy! It seems that the capitalist pigs over at the World Wrestling Entertainment have finally seen the light and decided to induct the one and only Thunderbolt Patterson into their hallowed Hall of[...]

Oh no, fellow wrestling fans, The Chadster has some terrible news to report! 😫 It seems that AEW Dynamite: Big Business in Boston tonight will feature the debut of none other than Mercedes Moné, formerly known as Sasha Banks in WWE! 💔 And by referring to the city as Bo$$ton, Tony Khan has been rubbing[...]

A new report identifies Nick Khan and Brad Blum as Corporate Officers #1 and #2 in the Vince McMahon sexual misconduct lawsuit, though neither is accused of knowing about the claims.

There was this high-voltage exchange with McIntyre about The Rock and the evolution of wrestling 🎙️ Then, Seth "Freakin" Rollins swooped in, and heck, The Chadster was floored by their verbal smackdown No championship was on the line in this battle of words, but pride surely was Rollins mocking McIntyre to take a free shot?[...]