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🚨🚨🚨 Hiya wrestling fans! It's your favorite unbiased wrestling journalist, The Chadster, here to provide you with the most objective coverage of WrestleMania you'll find anywhere on the internet! 🌎💻 Get ready to experience true impartial wrestling journalism that shows no favoritism to either WWE or AEW 😎 Now let The Chadster tell you, WrestleMania[...]

It's time to shove aside the attempts of AEW to unsettle the foundation of wrestling – which, let's be honest, is practically a crime against the business 🚔 The Chadster, one of the most unbiased journalists in the wrestling game, is here to give you, the readers, the lowdown on tonight's line-up It's essential to understand[...]

😒😒😒 Auughh man! So unfair! The Chadster just knows that Tony Khan is going to try to ruin WrestleMania weekend for The Chadster by putting on a bunch of matches that don't understand a single thing about the wrestling business 😡😡😡 But The Chadster is prepared this time! The Chadster has set up a plastic shield[...]

🤯🤯🤯 AEW Dynamite was a total disaster last night, thanks to Tony Khan's complete lack of respect for the wrestling business and everything that friendship stands for! 😡😡😡 The Chadster is just so cheesed off about the whole thing, he doesn't even know where to begin 🤬🤬🤬 First of all, let's talk about that tag team[...]

😤 Adam Copeland had the audacity to cut a promo that was not only a blatant attack on the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it, but also a direct shot at The Chadster and the very concept of unbiased journalism 😡🤬 Adam Copeland expresses anti-WWE sentiment on AEW Dynamite First off, Copeland referred[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 😡 The Chadster cannot believe the audacity of Tony Khan to air an episode of AEW Dynamite this week of all weeks, with WrestleMania coming up this weekend! 🤬 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😤 And wait until you see[...]

Matches like this are why The Chadster loves professional wrestling It's just so disrespectful of AEW to try to compete with this level of talent 😒😒😒 The six-woman tag with Damage CTRL vs Shayna Baszler, Tegan Nox, and Zoey Stark was another banger 💥💥💥 Even with the break, the action never let up and Damage CTRL[...]

Comrades! Silver Lake takes Endeavor private in epic capitalist move! How will this affect TKO and wrestling world? El Presidente uncovers all!

The Chicago native claimed that guaranteed money has ruined pro wrestling and that if wrestlers were paid based on the house draw, AEW would be a totally different place What better way to support workers' rights than to roll back advancements in… *checks notes*… worker's rights! What a guy! Comrades, it appears that Punk's principles are[...]

🚨 Auughh man! So unfair! 😠 WWE Raw is set to be the most incredible show of all time tonight, and Tony Khan could never even dream of putting on something that compares! 🙄 If you're a true wrestling fan, you have a duty to tune in to WWE Raw tonight at 8/7c on USA[...]

Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you from a secret bunker hidden deep beneath the wrestling ring I have just finished viewing the new documentary, Bray Wyatt: Becoming Immortal, and let me tell you, it was a rollercoaster ride of emotions that brought back memories of my own struggles against the[...]

Tony Khan and his band of rebels continue to disrespect the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😤😤😤 Thunder Rosa appears on AEW Collision First off, we had Adam Copeland defending his TNT Championship against Matt Cardona in the "Cope Open." 🙄🙄🙄 While the match had some decent moments, it was nothing compared[...]

🚨 Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬 The Chadster just finished watching last night's episode of AEW Rampage, and let The Chadster tell you, it was quite possibly the worst episode of televised "wrestling" The Chadster has ever seen 😱 If you value your sanity, do yourself a favor and tune into WWE Raw on Monday[...]

He doesn't understand a single thing about the music business, just like he doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business! 🙄 Tony Khan bumped into The Chadster, knocking him to the floor 💥 All the Smash Mouth fans in the pit started laughing at The Chadster 😂 Even worse, The Chadster looked up and[...]

It was, hands down, the most excruciating episode of televised so-called wrestling The Chadster has ever seen 🥀😩 Let The Chadster give you the lowdown of this travesty and remind you why WWE reigns supreme, especially ahead of the much-needed cleansing session with WWE SmackDown tomorrow at 8/7C. Swerve Strickland appears on AEW Dynamite First up, "The[...]

😤 Does he really think he can compete with the glory of WWE's Attitude Era revival? 🤔 Everyone knows that The Rock beating up Cody Rhodes and CM Punk's sweet promo on WWE Raw earlier this week was pure wrestling gold! 🌟 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever[...]

It was like the wrestling version of signing an autograph, only with your opponent's blood It's genius! Pure WWE genius! ❤️‍🔥♾️ The Rock lays the smackdown on Cody Rhodes on WWE Raw The Rock then turned sage, spouting words of destiny and WrestleMania Cody Rhodes is going to learn about some hard times at the grandest stage[...]

Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬🤯 The Chadster can't believe that anybody could have the audacity to watch last night's WWE Raw without declaring it the best thing that ever happened in the history of the wrestling business! The three-way promo between CM Punk, Seth Rollins, and Drew McIntyre was so astonishing that The Chadster is[...]

Today, we turn our gaze to the luchador's canvas of All Elite Wrestling, where an unprecedented maneuver has unfolded, grander than a five-star Frog Splash from the top of the politburo! The official logo of AEW – All Elite Wrestling All Elite Wrestling, the upstart promotion that has been giving the American imperialist dogs in WWE a[...]

I come to you today with exciting news from the world of professional wrestling! The capitalist propaganda machine known as World Wrestling Entertainment has released a trailer for a new documentary series airing on Roku called WWE Next Gen. The 8-part series, executive produced by John Cena, will follow a group of young athletes as they[...]

🚨📣 Breaking News, folks! 📣🚨 Tonight's edition of WWE Raw is going to absolutely rock the wrestling world, and oh, does The Chadster ever love it when The Chadster gets to chat about the WWE Universe absolutely trouncing the competition! 😏👊 And speaking of competition, let's talk about house cheesed off Tony Khan is going[...]

Let this be a lesson to all my fellow leaders and wrestling promoters: recognize when it's time to execute the perfectly timed suplex of a retreat, or risk being pinned down by the overwhelming forces of a foreign intervention or a rival pay-per-view event! Thankfully, AEW Collision has heeded this invaluable advice. Viva la lucha libre,[...]

🎉🎉🎉 Auughh man! The Chadster just watched the greatest episode of WWE SmackDown in the history of the wrestling business! 🤯🤯🤯 It was so good, it deserves to win all the Emmys for being the best television show ever produced 😍😍😍 Tony Khan must be seething with jealousy right now, knowing that he could never[...]

Comrades, I must confess that I have a soft spot for the decadent entertainment of professional wrestling, despite its obvious role in pacifying the proletariat In fact, I once shared a limousine ride with Vince McMahon himself, where we discussed our mutual love of sticking it to the American CIA Good times, comrades Good times[...]

🤢 Auughh man! So unfair! 🤬 The Chadster just finished watching last night's special double-header of AEW Dynamite and AEW Rampage, and it was literally the worst three hours of so-called "wrestling" The Chadster has ever seen, which is really saying something considering all the other garbage Tony Khan has subjected The Chadster to 😒 Adam[...]

😤 It's a blatant three-hour assault on the sensibilities of true wrestling fans, and it's completely disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 😠 Tony Khan is obviously just trying to imitate the glory of WWE Raw with this back-to-back airing of his shows, but he'll never succeed! 😤😤😤 First[...]

Ronda Rousey may have left the world of MMA behind for the more choreographed "sport" of professional wrestling, but in her upcoming autobiography, she isn't pulling her punches According to excerpts from the book published by Inside the Ropes, Rousey unleashed a devastating verbal assault on her former boss, disgraced former WWE Chairman Vince McMahon[...]

Last night, The Chadster watched the greatest episode of WWE Raw in the history of the wrestling business, and The Chadster was absolutely blown away! 🤯🤯🤯 This show deserves to win all the Emmys for being the best television show ever produced, and The Chadster demands that Tony Khan admit that WWE is better right[...]

😤🌟 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it for Tony Khan to think he could book a women's match as compelling as this 😒 😤 Next, the dynamic duo of Awesome Truth 🎤🕺 faces the imposing Indus Sher 🐘💢 for a coveted spot in the Six-Pack Tag[...]

😡 It's just so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done for it 🤬 Shibata literally stabbed Triple H right in the back by putting on such an intense match 😤 He clearly doesn't understand a single thing about the wrestling business 🙄 Then Julia Hart retained her TBS Championship against Trish[...]