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Kim Jong Il Is Batman

"Now this deal with North Korea represents a huge shift in the Bush administration which refused to even discuss Batman with North Korea. Is this a wrong move?"

"Absolutely a wrong move. I mean we need to eliminate North Korea as a nuclear threat yes, but it's not worth meddling with something as beloved as the Batman franchise."

From the Onion News Network, Kim Jong Il's suggestion that he would disarm nuclear weapons if he can star in the next Batman movie. Beautifully observed.

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And major props for the story about soldiers from the future coming back to kill the four year old Suri Cruise to save humanity….


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Rich JohnstonAbout Rich Johnston

Founder of Bleeding Cool. The longest-serving digital news reporter in the world, since 1992. Author of The Flying Friar, Holed Up, The Avengefuls, Doctor Who: Room With A Deja Vu, The Many Murders Of Miss Cranbourne, Chase Variant. Lives in South-West London, works from Blacks on Dean Street, shops at Piranha Comics. Father of two. Political cartoonist.
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