The Rather Surprising Fate Of Sabrina The Teenage Witch (SPOILERS)

You know, I really thought Archie Comics had run out of ways to surprise me with their comics. Especially after getting responses in the local press such as this.

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Bless them.

So I’m not sure what they’d make of Sabrina The Teenage Witch in today’s Afterlife With Archie, after setting off a zombie apocalypse by using the Necronomicon to revive Jughead’s pet Hot Dog.

See, even typing that, my fingers are incredulous.

But Sabrina is getting help from the medical profession.

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You know, when your medical practitioner is called Dr Lovecraft, you might think twice about opening up so easily.

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Especially when he tries to matchmake you and just won’t take no for an answer. But instead of introducing you to a nice doctor, lawyer or chartered accountant, instead, turning up at the door with a bottle of cheap wine and some flowers from the local filling station.

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That’s right, Sabrina marries Cthulhu.

This is actually a thing. And Archie Comics have published it today. It is a wonderful world in which we live.

You can pick up a collection of the series here.

Comics courtesy of Yesteryear Comics, San Diego. Hosting a signing with Sheltered‘s Johnnie Christmas from 9am to 1pm today and with Jamie Tyndall from 4pm to 7pm.

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