The Inappropriate Free Comic Book Day Ad That Got Frozened…

The Dork Tower‘s John Kovalic had a dilemma. This was the Free Comic Book Day comic that he picked up from Dynamite.

And what was the ad?

 

So what to do? Complain? Write a sternly worded letter? Call for a boycott? Burn it? How about something a little more creative.

 

There’s only one more thing to make it perfect for five year old girls everywhere.

Actually… is anyone doing a Frozen comic yet?

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