Who Wants To Be In Guardians Of The Galaxy? It Helps If You’re An Albino, Bald Or Missing A Limb.

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Thanks to the fella who sent me this Casting Call last night. Do you want to be in Guardians Of The Galaxy? They are looking for experienced extras, amputees, doubles, albinos…

The Core For the new Marvel super hero film we are looking for males and females who are seasoned professional SAs to be a core group of people who will be used for a variety of different roles throughout the whole of filming.

Being on an Alien planet For new Marvel Super hero film about a team of super heroes who protect the Galaxy in the future of a different dimension, we are looking for males and females who are amputees.

Doubling for the Super hero For new Marvel Super hero film about a team of super heroes who protect the Galaxy in the future of a different dimension, we are looking for males to double for one of the main actors.

Albino males and females For new Marvel Super hero film about a team of super heroes who protect the Galaxy in the future of a different dimension, we are looking for males and females who are Albinos.

Tall Aliens For new Marvel Super hero film about a team of super heroes who protect the Galaxy in the future of a different dimension, we are looking for tall males to play aliens.

Mutant soldiers For new Super hero film about a team of super heroes who protect the Galaxy in the future of a different dimension, we are looking for males with Stunt or SPAK experience to play mutant soldiers.

Getting around with no hair For new Super hero film about a team of super heroes who protect the Galaxy in the future of a different dimension, we are looking for bald males and females..

So if you’re tall, bald and missing a leg, get in touch.

Do note those promises that the film will be set:

in the future of a different dimension

Which is quite the opposite of Star Wars‘ “Long time ago in a galaxy far, far away,” I suppose.

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