Lying In The Gutters On Christmas Eve

I do hope you can read this with the ching ching ching of sleighbells running through your head.

Top Twenty Traffic Tales Of The Week

1. Four Ways Image Make Marvel Look Bad

2. DC Comics Put Gail Simone Back On Batgirl

3. Gail Simone To Break The Internet Tomorrow. Again

4. Dan Slott Receives Death Threats Over Spider-Man Plotlines

5. The Biggest Breasts Miles Morales Has Ever Seen

6. Star Wars Comics Come Back To Marvel

7. Lego Officially Announce Back To The Future DeLorean

8. What One Retailer Found In His Diamond Comics Box

9. Guardians Of The Galaxy Casting Wrinkle – Front Runner

10. Hugh Jackman Offers Up An Exciting Wolverine Spoiler

11. Four Ways Marvel Makes Image Look Bad

12. Best Camera Test Ever – But Canon Didn’t Think It Was Funny

13. First Appearance Of “Superior Spider-Man” In Daredevil

14. Doctor Who’s New Tardis Interior Revealed In Full

15. Fourteen Thoughts About Fourteen Comics

16. Tweet Of The Year

17. And You Thought It Was Hard To Avoid Movie Spoilers

18. The Man Who Wrote The Greatest Screenplay Of All Time Is Adapting The Vampire Academy Books

19. Star Wars VII Plot Details Start Popping Up

20. Fanboy Rampage: John Byrne Vs… John Byrne?

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