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A Crisis In Multiple Books
Matt Smith is not leaving Doctor Who. Why is that important? It shows that Smith is instep with the popular culture right now, especially as far as The Doctor's role within that culture is concerned. Granted, having only become acquainted with the Doctor over the last few years, I've only recently come to realize how far his influence has been reaching for awhile now (Bill & Ted and Buckaroo Bonzai I'm looking in your direction). But it seems that everywhere you look in comics (and beyond) right now people are legging it through realities.



I know what you're thinking, "What does this have to do with anything?" Well I'll tell ya. I don't know. But I know it means something. Is it a reaction to our scary and getting scarier actual reality? We want to see what other ways existence could be because if it's worse we'll feel better and if it's better maybe they'll let us stay? Fringe, there's another one. It's everywhere in the culture now. If there's a multiverse there's no such thing as death because if I'm dead here, maybe I'm still alive in the reality with nothing but shrimp or the reality with no shrimp at all.


Whatever the reason that we're currently fascinated with the existence of the multiverse, one things for sure. And that is DC doesn't get to come along. Enjoy your 52 ill-defined bits of headache inducing "continuity" (here on out referred to as "cantinuity") and banal explanation of the way things are now. Everywhere else people bask in the infinite options of creativity unbound, but DC can stick to Wonder Woman smooching Superman and the latest Bat-atrocity.
It wasn't always like this for DC. They used to have a rich sparkling multiverse and while it may have been confusing and unwieldy it was spectacular in it's messy, manic brilliance. In fact DC beat Marvel to the multiverse punch by decades, starting with Flash of Two Worlds and going on to Crisis on Earth 3. Both tales boldly and bravely tossed caution to the wind and took the plunge, expanding minds and possibilities for comics, genre, story telling, pretty much all the great things that are wonderful. While today's universe hopping, time jaunting stories seemed to be aimed at pure adventure, these early visits to sideways worlds helped settle continuity quirks and created ways for creators to play with a bigger toybox of characters, regardless of the current universe or time period.
If I was going to explain the history of the DCU and the multiverse within both of our heads would explode. Suffice it to say that it would get bigger and then smaller, then it would disappear almost entirely, but not before barfing out the new DCU like a frat boy during rush week. Also like a frat boy during rush week, it didn't make any sense. The reboot tool, emphasis on tool, was something called Flashpoint and in it Barry "I Don't Know Why They Brought Me Back Either" Allen erased 70 years of DC history because mothers.
But just because DC has erased something amazing, doesn't mean they can't replace it with something ham-fisted and embarrassing. Earth 2 is back and just like everything else in the "Insert Company Slogan Of The Minute Here" DCU it's been, wouldn't you know it, rebooted. Earth 2 and Worlds Finest provide fans a way to experience a facsimile version of the boundless joy of yesteryear, but in a shorter, less exciting and more expensive way. So you can see new versions of old characters in a separate place for no reason. See before they had to put the JSA on Earth-2 because they were the old timey characters and it didn't make sense for them to stay young and daring as the 20th century wore on. But now they're over there because reasons and like a 3D Magic Eye Book if you put too much work into trying to figure out the reasons behind any of the "creative" decisions since the DCU rebooted in a glorious wet fart of capitalism and marketing, your brain will implode. It's a fact. Look it up. That's why you don't see those Magic Eye booths at the mall anymore. Brain implosions. It happens.
There was even a time when we had two John Constantines for some reason. Despite all of the "Don't worry about it" company line that was being bandied about for a time whenever a nervous Hellblazer fan would approach Milligan and co about the possibility of losing our John, the powers that be decided that it would be better for everyone if John was a more sanitized, commercial, marketable character and less of an interesting, realistic, enjoyable one. That dual Constantines was bizarre and in a way, it's good that it's over, though it's a shame it's ending like it has. The Vertigo Constantine would still remark here and there about his adventure with Swamp Thing or some throwaway remark reminding you that this character has mixed it up with superheroes and is in the DCU. But then there was the other John Constantine, the new, fresh, clean, dull John Constantine. Now this is a character that has had his share of evil twins, but this was something different. And like most of the bits and pieces of the nu-52, it doesn't make any sense.
Matt Smith is a smart man. A smart, handsome, funny, talented, handsome man. He knows what people want right now and what they want is everything else. Sideways trips through backwards worlds and upside down dimensions where everything is right side up. Our popular culture has been building it's love affair with all of the realities that aren't, shouldn't or can't be and it seems like we're just getting warmed up. At least in this universe.












