Who Watches The Watchmen Toaster?


Dynamic Forces is to produce toasters featuring Warner Bros imagery, including the likes of Watchmen, The Wizard of Oz, A Christmas Story, Where the Wild Things Are, The Goonies, Gremlins, Little Shop of Horrors, Watchmen, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Mad Magazine, Friends and the like.

The toasters will burn related imagery onto the bread as it cooks. So if you’ve ever wanted Jennifer Aniston on toast… now you can.

They are really proud of their toasters, listen;

These collector toasters will imprint iconic images from your favorite Warner Bros. films and television series onto slices of bread to make a fun impression on your breakfast, lunch or midnight snack! The extra-wide slots allow you to not only toast bread, but also bagels and more. UL tested and approved, it includes illuminated function buttons for cancel, reheat and frozen. The toaster design is a beautiful glossy black finish featuring the logo from the film or television series, and is a compliment to any counter top.

I swear I could hear Jack Donaghy of 30 Rock reading that aloud. The toasters will be available from September.

No Blues Brothers though. C’mon, “dry white toast”…




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