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2018-2019 Network Shows: Our Big Five Picks [The Weekly Static s01e42]

Jealousy turning saints into the sea; swimming through sick lullabies; choking on your alibis. But it’s just the price I pay, Destiny is calling me. Open up my eager eyes, cause I’m…  The Weekly Static! With righteous amounts of love and respect to The Killers; now as I back out of the room slowly and awkwardly – Peter Griffin-style […]









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The Weekly Static s01e26: Gronkowski, Gaiman, MLK, and More!

I want these words to make things right, but isn’t it the wrongs that make the words come to life? I mean, who does he think he is? Cause if that’s the worst you got, better put your fingers back to the key. Cause it’s one night and one more time, but thanks for the […]

The Weekly Static: Extras! An iZombie Fan’s Season 4 Thoughts

We’re turning over this edition of The Weekly Static: Extras! to our good friend Margo Staten, who found herself binge-crushing the first three seasons of The CW’s iZombie. Not known for her geek viewing habits, we asked Staten to put fingers-to-keys and make the case for why iZombie is on her “required watching” list: I […]

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The Weekly Static s01e25: Reboots, Chief Wahoo, Fox News & More!

I’m alive, and I don’t need a witness to know that I survived. I’m not looking for forgiveness. I just need light. I need light in the dark as I search for…The Weekly Static! So while I text my apologies to Jack’s Mannequin and before we pull the ripcord on all of this…I’m going to […]

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The Weekly Static s01e24: ABC Firsts, XFL Seconds, Plus Three More!

Just to be clear? What I do ain’t make-believe, though people say I sit and try. But when it comes to being De La? It’s just me, myself and I…and The Weekly Static! Now while I work on a heartfelt apology to the great De La Soul, take a moment to decide because this is […]

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The Weekly Static s01e23: Watchmen, Rockwell, Doherty and More!

Welcome back! It’s The Weekly Static, so that’s what you call us. That or – uh – “His Weekness”, or – uh – “Weeker,” or “El Weekerino,” if you’re not into the whole brevity thing. But first? I need you to look me in the eye and put your hands on top of the table […]

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The Weekly Static s01e22: Sabrina, Constantine, Vampires, and More!

Give me some rope I’m coming loose, I’m hanging on you. Give me some rope I’m coming loose, I’m pulling for you now. Give me some rope, I’m…The Weekly Static!* (read in a summer movie trailer voice) In a world corrupted by darkness…one man will show them the light. Coming Summer 2018, it’s… The Weekly Static […]

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The Weekly Static s01e21: TV’s Top 5 Screw-Ups of 2017

We’ll be getting back to the regular The Weekly Static grind next week; but this week, we’re wrapping up 2017 in a pretty little bow with a look back at the five biggest television screw-ups from the past year. From corporate censorship and questionable career choices to really bad hair days and a disappointing Today, […]

The Weekly Static s01e20.3 – 2018 “Cusack” Series: Hulu’s Castle Rock

Welcome to the third and final act in The Weekly Static‘s three-part mid-season finale! As we wrap up this little shindig, make sure to check out Friday’s “post-mortem” on our biggest overall disappointment of 2017: Spike’s The Mist; and on Saturday, we unveiled 2017’s “little engine that could” MVP: TruTV. This time, we hit the […]

The Weekly Static s01e20.2 – 2017 Most Valuable Player: TruTV

Welcome back to  The Weekly Static‘s three-part mid-season finale! As we continue on with our little “mid-season finale,” make sure to check out the “post-mortem” we performed on our biggest overall disappointment of 2017 (Spike’s The Mist…though we’re still looking at you, Twin Peaks); and tomorrow, we’ll be making the case for 2018’s “Cusack” show to […]

The Weekly Static s01e20.1 – 2017 Post-Mortem: Spike’s The Mist

Welcome to the first chunk of The Weekly Static‘s three-part mid-season finale, where we’re going to take a look at our personal choice for 2017’s “little engine that could” (truTV) and the show we’ve got the hots for going into 2018 (Hulu‘s Castle Rock). But first, it’s time for a little clean-up by taking a […]