Holey Moley


"Holey Moley" Debuts Thursday. Are You Ready?

“Holey Moley” is Not on This Week, Here’s What to Do Instead of Crying

There are a lot of things worth looking forward to every week. That perfect sunrise. Chris Evans‘ smile. A basket of enthusiastic puppies looking for snuggles. These last few weeks? It’s been Holey Moley, the glorious union of everything right with the world. If you need an hour to turn off your brain, relax, and […]

"Holey Moley" S01, Ep02: "The Thunderdome of Mini-Golf" (SPOILER REVIEW)

“Holey Moley” S01, Ep02: “The Thunderdome of Mini-Golf” (SPOILERS)

Twelve new contestants enter the Golfstacle Course of Holey Moley on ABC, the single most whacked out hour of mini-golf on network television. If Hunter S. Thompson created a mini-golf show, this would be it. First up: Evan squares off against Robin. Robin is one of the best female putters on the planet. Robin goes […]

"Holey Moley" is the Citizen Kane of Dumb Game Shows

“Holey Moley” is Putting Back Into Our Hearts on Thursday

There where a lot of things I thought Holey Moley, ABC’s absurdly goofy, addictively watchable mini-golf obstacle course show would do- solve world hunger, end war in the Middle East, save me a lot on that muffler- but I never, not once in a million years though it would make me fall in love. I […]

"Holey Moley" Debuts Thursday. Are You Ready?

“Holey Moley” is the Citizen Kane of Dumb Game Shows

Friends, Holey Moley has finally descended from the heavens of specialized network absurdity, and the world will never, ever be the same. Mark my words. Everything you need to know about Holey Moley is laid out for you during the opening, where host and executive producer Stephen Curry explains what his purpose is, then we’re […]

'Holey Moley' is Going to Be the Sleeper Hit of Summer!

“Holey Moley” Debuts Thursday – Are You Ready?

Holey Moley is hitting ABC this Thursday, and I can only hope and pray for two things. One, it needs to be stupid as hell. Please, in the name of our most sacred The Masked Singer, please let Holey Moley be as insipid as it possibly can be. Second, I need the words “Holey Moley” […]

'Holey Moley' is Going to Be the Sleeper Hit of Summer!

“Holey Moley”: A Better Look at Bonkers Mini-Golf Course

On Thursday, June 20th, the greatest, wackiest, goofiest concept to hit TV in ages will debut on ABC television. No one in the world is ready for Holey Moley. It’s going to be the most incredibly dumb, electrifying, and compelling thing ever broadcast. Holey Moley will bring about the End of Days. Holey Moley will […]

'Holey Moley' is Going to Be the Sleeper Hit of Summer!

‘Holey Moley’ is Going to Be the Sleeper Hit of Summer! (maybe?)

There is something about Holey Moley, ABC’s upcoming mini-golf meets obstacle course competition, that makes me get fired up and ready to tackle the world. There is nothing that the human mind can’t come up with, given time. And now, we’re getting a show that answers the ages old question- what would happen if American […]