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Written by a Bot: Five Ways Brian Bendis Made Superman Cool Again

You Won’t Believe Our Bot Made Up This Entire Interview with Scott Snyder

In honor of Scott Snyder’s birthday, we asked our bot to interview Snyder about his future comics work. Unfortunately, our bot has no way of talking to Scott Snyder because it’s a bot and doesn’t know how to use a telephone, so the bot made the entire interview up. Which may void its warranty, as […]

Written by a Bot: Five Ways Brian Bendis Made Superman Cool Again

Written by a Bot: Five Things You Never Knew About Superman

Yesterday, we debuted Written by a Bot with a listicle naming five ways “The Great One” Brian Bendis made Superman cool again. But our bot had more to say on the subject, so we allowed it to create this follow-up. In the dog eat dog world of comic book “journalism,” it’s important one keep an […]

Written by a Bot: Five Ways Brian Bendis Made Superman Cool Again

Written by a Bot: Five Ways Brian Bendis Made Superman Cool Again

In the dog eat dog world of comic book “journalism,” it’s important one keep an eye on what one’s competitors are doing lest one lose the vital edge required to survive in the comics click economy. Salacious rumors, edgy hot takes, and articles about fried chicken sandwiches simply aren’t enough to keep up in today’s […]



Ryan North and Albert Monteys Remake Slaughterhouse-Five as a Graphic Novel at BOOM!

Ryan North and Albert Monteys Remake Slaughterhouse-Five as a Graphic Novel at BOOM!

Explosive publisher BOOM! Studios has announced plans to publish a graphic novel remake of Kurt Vonnegut’s 1969 novel Slaughterhouse-Five, an EX-X-XVLUSIVE report on Publishers Weekly revealed Wednesday. Ryan North will write the adaptation, with art by Albert Monteys and colors by Ricard Zaplana, and the book is set for September release. A lot of people complain […]

Brian Keene's Terrifically First Episode of Thor: Metal Gods Comes Out on Thursday

Brian Keene’s Terrifically First Episode of Thor: Metal Gods Comes Out on Thursday

After losing to Wolverine’s Two Dicks in Bleeding Cool’s prestigious year-end Clickmas Savior reader poll, the hits just keep coming for poor Terrific Production LLC as yet another competing Thor product is set for release tomorrow. Since Terrific, the publisher founded by Andrew Rev that acquired the rights to Rob Liefeld’s Youngblood last year and […]

DC Launches Credit Card Line So You Can Actually Afford Comics

DC Launches Credit Card Line So You Can Afford Outrageously-Priced Comics

Comics prices today are out of control, with DC long ago abandoning any attempts to “hold the line at $2.99” as a four-dollar price point is seen as simply a good place to start before tacking on a dollar for special covers here, a dollar for additional content there, six dollars for an anniversary number […]

Magneto is the Master of Magnetism, But He Sucks at Table Manners

Magneto is the Master of Magnetism, But He Sucks at Table Manners

X-Men #4 is in stores now, and Bleeding Cool Rumourmonger-in-Chief Rich Johnston dedicated one of his weekly comics spoiler articles to talking all about Professor Xavier and his hippie dream of humans and mutants co-existing peacefully, blah blah blah blah blah. But Rich missed the bigger story of the book, which was the fact that […]



Bad Boy of Comics Donny Cates Reveals Marvel Has Big Plans for Bats the Ghost Dog

Finally, Donny Cates Gets His Own Trading Card

For years, Marvel has benefited from the guaranteed sales and magnetic personality of former Bleeding Cool contributor, The Bad Boy of Comics, Donny Cates, but in 2020, Marvel will finally bestow upon Cates the recognition he deserves. That’s right, Donny Cates is getting his own trading card. The trading card comes as part of Marvel’s […]

Vote for the Winner of the 2019 Bleeding Cool Clickmas Savior Award

Vote for the Winner of the 2019 Bleeding Cool Clickmas Savior Award

In the cutthroat world of comics “journalism,” reporters can’t just sit around and wait for the news to happen. We have to make the news happen, whatever the cost. And in an internet click economy that incentivizes quantity over quality, there’s nothing more important than having a few good sources that are always good for […]

5 Reasons Wolverine is the Most Useful X-Man at Thanksgiving Dinner

2019 Clickmas Savior Award Nominee: Wolverine’s Two D****s

In the cutthroat world of comics “journalism,” reporters can’t just sit around and wait for the news to happen. We have to make the news happen, whatever the cost. And in an internet click economy that incentivizes quantity over quality, there’s nothing more important than having a few good sources that are always good for […]

CD Warner Bros' New HBO Max Streaming Service Succeed Without the Snyder Cut?

2019 Clickmas Savior Award Nominee: The Snyder Cut of Justice League

In the cutthroat world of comics “journalism,” reporters can’t just sit around and wait for the news to happen. We have to make the news happen, whatever the cost. And in an internet click economy that incentivizes quantity over quality, there’s nothing more important than having a few good sources that are always good for […]

2019 Clickmas Savior Award Nominee: Marvel Editor-in-Chief C.B. Cebulski

2019 Clickmas Savior Award Nominee: Marvel Editor-in-Chief C.B. Cebulski

In the cutthroat world of comics “journalism,” reporters can’t just sit around and wait for the news to happen. We have to make the news happen, whatever the cost. And in an internet click economy that incentivizes quantity over quality, there’s nothing more important than having a few good sources that are always good for […]

2019 Clickmas Savior Award Nominee: X-Mastermind Jonathan Hickman

2019 Clickmas Savior Award Nominee: X-Mastermind Jonathan Hickman

In the cutthroat world of comics “journalism,” reporters can’t just sit around and wait for the news to happen. We have to make the news happen, whatever the cost. And in an internet click economy that incentivizes quantity over quality, there’s nothing more important than having a few good sources that are always good for […]

2019 Clickmas Savior Award Nominee: GOAT Comic Book Writer Chris Claremont

In the cutthroat world of comics “journalism,” reporters can’t just sit around and wait for the news to happen. We have to make the news happen, whatever the cost. And in an internet click economy that incentivizes quantity over quality, there’s nothing more important than having a few good sources that are always good for […]

2019 Clickmas Savior Award Nominee: Black Lightning Creator Tony Isabella

2019 Clickmas Savior Award Nominee: Black Lightning Creator Tony Isabella

In the cutthroat world of comics “journalism,” reporters can’t just sit around and wait for the news to happen. We have to make the news happen, whatever the cost. And in an internet click economy that incentivizes quantity over quality, there’s nothing more important than having a few good sources that are always good for […]