22 More Ideas For DC Comics/Image Crossovers That Will Never Happen

I’ll be running a story on what seems to actually be behind the recent suggestion by Rob Liefeld that he was asked by Jim Lee to take part in a DC Comics/Image Comics crossover with his Extreme comic book characters. But yesterday, we ran 10 9 suggestions of such crossovers that have no chance of happening. And the commentators gave as good as we got. Here are a few highlights.

More Ideas For DC Comics.Image Crossovers That Will Nevr HappenFrom Trailsong

  • The Red Lantern Saga: When Dex-Starr finds out you’re lying, you -will- burn. At least, until Sophie calms him down again.
  • Youngbloodlines: When rogue aliens attack, it’s up to a group of victims with disproportionate bodies and tiny misshapen feet to violently and stylishly save the world.
  • The Legion Stands on Guard: A bunch of teenagers from every province hold the border at all costs, apologizing each time they defend it against the Americans.
  • Stanley and his Monstress: When a young boy stumbles across an intergenerational war between supernatural beings, he makes friends with one one young girl who just happens to have a spirit beast deep within.
  • Hip Flash: When a drunken anthropomorphic hippo spills his last ounce, he gets stuck by lightning and becomes the fastest detective on the Neo-Savannah.

Rob Jensen

  • Batman/Injection — It all starts when Batman attempts to hack the Injection virus and all he can find out is that its name is Didio.
  • Ambush Bug/I Hate Fairyland — She keeps trying to kill him, but he’s a teleporter. The denizens of Fairyland are relieved that they get the week off from her usual mayhem.
  • Starfire/Witchblade — the first Witchblade project to come out ontime in two years.
  • Supergirl/Hit-Girl — consists of Kara taking Hit-Girl to a therapst on threat of institutionalization against her will.

Captain Temerity

  • Bat-Maxx where Bruce Wayne was a crazy homeless guy trying to protect Barbara Gordon…

wangbumax

  • The Titans of Deadly Class–Final Exams: Marcus grabs Starfire’s heart
  • Aquaman Low–The King of Atlantis saves the last of humanity in end times.
  • Batman: Criminal–Bruce Wayne confronts Lawless to clear someone’s name.
  • The Man-Eaters of Amazon–Answering the question what happen to the males the female Amazons force to pro-create with.
  • Superman Saga–Kal-El unwittingly travels Hazel’s universe and does the unthinkable…bring back to life those who died from Saga issues 1 to 54.
  • The Goddamned Batman–Cain, the man with the cursed mark, is the true Batman, only changing his name to Bruce in the 20th century.
  • Absolute Revolution–Renato Jones and the Green Arrow say Enough Is Enough…

Harleen Quinzel

  • Harley & Ivy/Sunstone. Shibari with vines, Stjepan! Make it happen! Plus Ivy can jus’ make aloe fer the aftercare! I… I’m jus’ spitballin’ here. I ain’t thought about this a lot… ok? Or written a 94 page fanfic. Nuh uh.

Luiz Felipe Oliveira Champloni

  • The S.T.A.R. Projects: Hickman writing about a superteam of DC Comics mad scientists

Ray Is A Nerd

  • Savage Richard Dragon: when a teenage thief turned cop suddenly turns green and sprouts a fin, how will his fellow officers- and the city of Chicago- react?
  • John Constantine, Hellspawn: Trenchcoat is now huge, with lots of chains.
  • Southern Bastard Batman: In Gotham, Alabama, there’s a new Dark Knight- and he’s got just the right BBQ sauce to stop crime!

Any more for any more?

About Rich Johnston

Chief writer and founder of Bleeding Cool. Father of two. Comic book clairvoyant. Political cartoonist.

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