26 Things People Asked After I Saw ‘Avengers: Endgame’ [No Spoilers]

I often ask people on social media to ask me questions after seeing a big comics-related movie. And, if the answers aren’t too spoilery, I usually answer. Here are 26 of them relating to a certain Avengers: Endgame...  if you have any more, take it to the comments below.

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Marvel Studios’ AVENGERS: ENDGAME..Tony Stark/Iron Man (Robert Downey Jr.)..Photo: Film Frame..©Marvel Studios 2019
Kevin LaPorte: Where does it rank for you amongst the other MCU films?

Fourth or fifth.

Steve Bridge: Any good?

Yeah.

Sam Kite: What’s next? is my biggest question. Can’t wait to find out in Disney+

Spider-Man’s European Vacation

Stuart C Taylor: Is the last hour people saying goodbye like Lord Of The Rings?

Yeah.

Earl Maghirang: Not a question. But damn that battle scene……

Yeah.

Tyria Jessica Wagar: What was your strongest emotion, while you were leaving the theatre?

Need to urinate.

Tyria Jessica Wagar: …hahaha. I’m not the only one who has to pee after movies!

This was three-and-a-half hours sitting. Yeah.

Joe Lovece: When did you pee during the movie?

Afterwards. With the rest of the cinema. Thank the lord for urinals.

Dennis L Barger Jr: I think a few sinks might need to be cleaned after each showing, just saying

Ken Pontac: Thank the lord for astronaut diapers.

Fabian Nicieza: I have to be honest, I find all this peeing talk curious. Don’t most us go 3 hours during any normal day without urinating? Why so worried about these particular three hours so much? I also have to be honest, I haven’t seen it yet and hope I don’t have to pee during the movie tonight.

Richard Pachter: Any path for continuing or is this a dead end?

Path

James M L Parker: Any endcredits scenes?

None

Shawn Demumbrum: How were they able to CGI out Chris Evans mustache?

Funny you should say that…

Jason Taylor: How much screen time does Black Panther get?

Somewhere between 0 minutes and 3 hours

Matt Miner: Is it 2 hours of fighting or is there character work and story?

1 hour of fighting

Dave Music: Did antman crawl in thanos butt?

Ramon Gil: You mean Th’anus.

No

Ali Smith: Is there a button or post credits scene ?? I’ve read there wasn’t but want to make sure! Being pregnant I’m positive I will need the bathroom bad by then haha

No. There’s a nice signoff bit at the beginning of credits. No scenes.

John Paul Fitch: How many times did you cry?

None.

Kelvin Green: Did they do the “Thank you Stan” Marvel Studios logo that we saw in Captain Marvel, or is it back to the standard one?

Standard

Chris Kotsakis: I hear he saves the day

No appearance for mighty mouse

Martin Gray: How’s your bottom?

My bottom is Britain’s bottom.

Keli Phillips: Is it any good?

Yeah

Tom Huxley: please can you not say anything until I’ve seen it?

Skk krrr fll nggss tt

Peyi Olugbodi: Is it better than infinity war?

Yeah. Maybe.

Levi Johnson: How’d you rank it compared to Civil War and Infinity War?

Better than both.

Chad Bonin Is there any establishment of anything “New” or “Young” for the Avengers?

A little New. Ish.

Bevis Musson: Does it matter if you’ve missed any of the other Marvel films (apart from Infinity War, obviously)?

Yes. I would honestly watch Avengers, Doctor Strange, Guardians 1, Captain America 1 and 2, Captain Marvel and, for your sins, Thor 2, again. Or, you know, at least remember them.

Larry Bernard: What did you think about the Harry Potter crossover in the after credit scene ?

Preferred the Fortnite one.

Avengers: Endgame officially opens in theaters on April 26th 2019.

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