WWE Trading Card Set Ships Jey Uso with Naomi… His Brother Jimmy’s Wife!

Someone at the Topps trading card company has slipped their very interesting romantic shipping preferences into one of the company’s WWE trading card sets this Valentines Day. Former Smackdown Women’s Champion Trinity Fatu, who wrestles under the ring name Naomi, posted a photo of the card purporting to celebrate her relationship with husband Jimmy Uso of the Usos tag team. But the wrestler photoshopped into the photo on the “Power Couple” card is Jimmy’s twin brother Jey Uso!

How scandalous! Jey Uso, under the Uso brothers’ shared Twitter account, responded to the mistake — if that’s what it was — with a puking emoji.

How scandalous! Though we have to admit, this forbidden romance would make a great storyline on Total Divas, and to be honest, we’re kinda surprised WWE hasn’t booked a mistaken identity angle love triangle with the twins already.

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Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.