Millennials are Killing Elaborate Superhero Death Traps in Next Week’s Amazing Spider-Man #14

It seems like Millennials are killing everything these days, from mayonnaise to Applebees to fabric softener. The latest victim of Millennials’ murderous generation is apparently elaborate superhero death traps, at least according to Arcade’s assessment in this preview of next week’s issue of Amazing Spider-Man.

So sad. Now, if only Millennials would get around to killing Marvel shipping fourteen Spider-Man comics in a single month, perhaps they could do some good for once.

Amazing Spider-Man #14 hits stores next Wednesday.

Amazing Spider-Man #14
(W) Nick Spencer (A) Chris Bachalo (CA) Ryan Ottley
• You know what’s annoying? Having to save J. Jonah Jameson’s life.
• Sure, he’s been on Spidey’s side for a little while, but that’s after YEARS of him making Spider-Man’s life a living heck.
• I feel like this amount of responsibility should come with even more power.
• Anyway, who, other than most of New York, would want to punish J. Jonah Jameson?
Rated T
In Shops: Jan 30, 2019
SRP: $3.99

About Jude Terror

A prophecy says that in the comic book industry's darkest days, a hero will come to lead the people through a plague of overpriced floppies, incentive variant covers, #1 issue reboots, and super-mega-crossover events.

Scourge of Rich Johnston, maker of puns, and seeker of the Snyder Cut, Jude Terror, sadly, is not the hero comics needs right now... but he's the one the industry deserves.

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