If there’s one thing reading articles on the internet written by Baby Boomers has taught us, it’s that Millennials are ruining everything. The latest thing Millennials are ruining is being blindly subservient to corporate masters who treat their employees like disposable labor generation machines. That’s right, we’re talking about the trend of “job ghosting,” where an employee just stops showing up to work without giving notice because they got a better job.
It’s true that job ghosting is on the rise, with low unemployment finally allowing workers to give as little a @#$% as employers typically do. Hell, we’re from Generation X — well, on the border of Generation X and Millennials, so we’re just waiting a few years until the Millennials control everything and then we’ll switch over and start identifying as one — and we even ghosted this job two weeks ago. We just left the keyboard open and our cat has been writing all of these articles. You couldn’t even tell the difference!
In any case, what if job ghosting isn’t part of Millenials’ ongoing vendetta against American traditions like Applebees and Mayonaise, but rather the result of the psychological condition of pumpkin-themed super-villains gone wrong? That’s the theory proposed about Jack O’Lantern in next week’s Black Panther vs. Deadpool #3...
God damn Millennials, always killing their bosses and then donning their supervillain costumes to terrorize the nation of Wakanda.
Black Panther vs. Deadpool #3 hits stores next week.
Black Panther vs. Deadpool #3 (of 5)
(W) Daniel Kibblesmith (A) Ricardo Lopez Ortiz (CA) Ryan Benjamin, Rain Beredo
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
But WHOSE head? Deadpool’s? T’Challa’s? …JACK O’LANTERN’S? (And which Lantern?) Well SOMEbody better keep his head, because Deadpool and the Black Panther now have a MUTUAL THREAT on their hands-and if they don’t act soon, there’ll be no Wakanda left to fight for!
In Shops: Dec 19, 2018