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WWE Superstar Enzo Amore Feuds with State of Delaware over Phallic Signature on Driver's License

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Move over, Hulk Hogan and Brutus the Barber Beefcake! The hottest feud in pro wrestling is now Enzo Amore vs… the state of Delaware?!

Amore is in hot water with the government for the signature he uses on his driver's license, which by sheer coincidence due to the arrangement of the E and the A, looks unfortunately similar to a penis. Amore posted a photo to Instagram, writing, "State of Delaware called me, they told me it's time I come in and change the signature on my license. I told em nah, I'm Gucci."

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bcsl855AT9Z/

Amore also posted a video, cutting a promo on the state.

"I got issues with the state of Delaware! Alright?" Amore says in the video. "I've been a busy guy lately. I'm in Abu Dabi, I'm in India, and my phone has been ringing off the damn hook. And I'm hitting the FU button the side of it, sending them things straight to voicemail because I know who it is. It's the state of Delaware. And I know what they want. They want me to come in and get a new signature on my license because my current signature is unacceptable. I gotta get a new picture and the whole nine."

"So I'm walking in there with a great hairstyle and a great attitude because I represent myself in court, in life, and in the DMV," he continues. "And I always win because I'm the realest champ in the room. And there ain't no way the state of Delaware is gonna tell me how to sign my own license."

"I've been signing this signature since grade school," he insists, holding the license up to the screen to show what clearly looks like a penis. "Looks like an EA to me, Delaware. What do you think? Huh? huh? Huh? You got a problem Delaware?"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcskwP5gx5i/

Unfortunately, Amore left fans on a cliffhanger, and he hasn't updated Instagram to reveal whether or not he changed the signature. Maybe we'll find out at the next PPV?

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