Porg fans may want to skip this latest television commercial for Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Debuting during this mornings Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, the spot has some new footage and images we haven’t seen yet. Captain Phasma standing on a bridge in a ship I assume, Luke in the Millennium Falcon cockpit (that gave me chills)…
And then Porg abuse.
The above photo was taken mere seconds before the crime takes place.
Watch as the most important Star Wars creation since Ewoks is shoved with reckless abandon by Chewbacca.
Watch what you are doing there you walking carpet! Just because we may take you for granted now that we have these adorable little Porgs and Vulptex to occupy our lives, does not mean that we do not appreciate you. But Chewy, buddy-wookiee’s are so two trilogies ago. We didn’t have anything creature-wise to hang our hats on with the prequels. You will forever be in our hearts.
I am not sure how people will take seeing these Porgs being treated this way on-screen in a couple weeks. Hopefully this is an isolated incident and the Porg abuse will be at a minimum.