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In Massive Face Turn, Michael Bay To Take On Trump In Dystopian Movie "Little America"

Published Wed, 25 Jan 2017 13:15:08 -0600

After years of putting his evil talents to use destroying the childhoods of fans of properties like Transformers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Michael Bay has set his sights on a new target: President Donald Trump. According to a report from THR, Universal has won a bidding war for "Little America," a new movie produced by Bay and his Platinum Dunes production company. The setting of the movie is apparently "a dystopian future where a Donald Trump-like president has bankrupt America and China has called in its debts," and is compered to Escape From New York. In the film, a former American special forces operative is hired to rescue the daughter of a Chinese billionaire from "an American ghetto." Little America will be directed by Rowan Athale, who also plays Mr. Bean in the famous UK TV series.

After decades of destroying the childhoods of innocent people, all could be forgiven for bay as he finally uses his ability to create the worst possible movies to ruin Donald Trump's presidency. Sure, those childhood memories of happily playing with Transformers toys and watching the cartoon may never be able to bring us joy again after what Bay has done to the franchise, but its a small price to pay if it was all building toward this massive face turn.

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