35 Year-Old Art Director Confesses To Being Spider-Man In His Obituary

Posted by December 2, 2014 Comment

PurmortBuzzfeed picked up on this very unique obituary that ran in the Star Tribune. Aaron Joseph Purmort, a 35 year-old art director, died after a several year battle with cancer.  Prior to his passing, Purmort, a long-time comic fan, wrote his own obituary where he revealed that his cancer came from a radioactive spider bite and he called upon his son to avenge his untimely death.

Purmort, Aaron Joseph age 35, died peacefully at home on November 25 after complications from a radioactive spider bite that led to years of crime-fighting and a years long battle with a nefarious criminal named Cancer, who has plagued our society for far too long. Civilians will recognize him best as Spider-Man, and thank him for his many years of service protecting our city. His family knew him only as a kind and mild-mannered Art Director, a designer of websites and t-shirts, and concert posters who always had the right cardigan and the right thing to say (even if it was wildly inappropriate). Aaron was known for his long, entertaining stories, which he loved to repeat often. In high school, he was in the band The Asparagus Children, which reached critical acclaim in the northern suburbs. As an adult, he graduated from the College of Visual Arts (which also died an untimely death recently) and worked in several agencies around Minneapolis, settling in as an Interactive Associate Creative Director at Colle + McVoy. Aaron was a comic book aficionado, a pop-culture encyclopedia and always the most fun person at any party. He is survived by his parents Bill and Kim Kuhlmeyer, father Mark Purmort (Patricia, Autumn, Aly), sisters Erika and Nicole, first wife Gwen Stefani, current wife Nora and their son Ralph, who will grow up to avenge his father’s untimely death. A service will be held on December 3, 2014 at Shelter Studios, 721 Harding St. NE, Mpls 55413 at 6 pm.

His wife, Nora, stated in her blog:

Before [he] died, we had time to sit down and write his obituary. I’ve never laughed and cried more in one sitting, but I’m so glad we got to do this. I love this man so damn much.

An on-line fund raiser was put together by Purmort’s sister-in-law to help cover the medical expenses, funeral costs and to provide for his son Ralph. The initial amount set was $100,000 but the site has raised over $106,000 so far.

[Source: Buzzfeed]

(Last Updated December 2, 2014 6:32 pm )

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Has quietly been working at Bleeding Cool for over three years. He has written comics for Image, Top Cow, Shadowline, Avatar, IDW, Dynamite, Moonstone, Humanoids and Zenescope. He is the author of the Lucius Fogg series of novels and a published photographer.

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