In September, Nerd Block Will Give You A Veneral Disease – UNBOXING

Here is the unboxing of one of the items, appearing in the next Nerd Block subscription packages….

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Yes, a cuddly plush Crab Louse, though I understand that Chlamydia, Gonorrhea and Syphilis are also being sent out in Nerd Blocks as well. They’re courtesy of GiantMicrobes.com which aims to educate people about good sexual health through… collectible plushies.

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The press release says quotes Nerd Block’s Russ Montague as saying “A lot of our customers are under 25, the age group most at risk of contracting an STD. We wanted to raise awareness among our customers about the health risks they might be facing by using our monthly subscription boxes.”

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Which is where good grammar comes in. I’m sure he meant to put a comma between “facing” and “by” there.

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I’m just hoping that this Crab Louse isn’t also riddled with crab lice.

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Good luck! And I hope you all get Gonnorrhea! You can subscribe here….

About Rich Johnston

Chief writer and founder of Bleeding Cool. Father of two. Comic book clairvoyant. Political cartoonist.

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