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The X-Men And Those Sexist Carl's Jr And Hardee's Burger Ads

We all know women are the weaker sex. Which means, when they are confronted with a large burger, such as the type that Carl's Jr and Hardee's serve, that they have no other choices but to put the burger down, crawl into a corner and cry or be lucky enough to have a shape shifting mutant power, enabling to turn into a man, with a wider jaw and a bigger stomach. Such as Mystique.

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But is that really quite so necessary? This is the internet after all, are there any non-gender-traitor options? It seems so. There's the modular approach…

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… but it can be done in one.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saBeP7Bga70[/youtube]

There's the speedy…

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBcMv5wnPC8[/youtube]

The messy…

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l300c7UBZrs[/youtube]

And the truly sensationally Canadian.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZE0oHzOmoM[/youtube]

But, for each of them, no manning up is in any way necessary. In fact, Carls Jr, might I suggest that you woman up instead? Stop all your potential customers going to In-And-Out instead…

And Quicksilver?

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svPgFAUDLBk[/youtube]

Slow down, you'll do yourself an injury…

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