Stephen Colbert To Host Herman Cain Primary Rally Tomorrow

Posted by January 19, 2012 Comment

We’ve been following Stephen Colbert’s rather amusing mockery of the US election protests, his Super PAC and now his possible attempt to stand for President of the USA of South Carolina even though he is not on the ballot, with glee.

But I really wish I was in South Carolina on Friday. Which is where Colbert will be holding the Rock Me Like A Herman Cain South Cain-Olina Primary Rally.

On Friday 1pm, at the Cistern Yard, College of Charleston, with Herman Cain in attendance, along with cheerleaders and a marching band.

Meanwhile last night, the The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC ran a new TV ad voiced by Samuel L Jackson attacking both Steven Colbert for being a bad a candidate but also attacked the The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC for running attack ads on Stephen Colbert so that people would not think the two were co-ordinating, culminating in an appeal to vote for Herman Cain, who is no longer standing for President, in the belief that a vote for Cain is a vote for Colbert.

My brain hurts But I love it. Here’s the TV ad and the release that accompanied it….

Dear Super PAC Super Mailing List,

Hey, Jon again. I’m writing this on my iPad so please foghorn me if I make any spoiling eras.

The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC put out another ad today, and it’s our noncoordinatingliest one yet. Weird – I didn’t expect the iPad to accept the word “noncoordinatingliest.” I must be getting better at typing on this thing.

Sincerely Yurts,

Jon Stewart
President For Life For Now
The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC

PS – Oh, our Super PAC is on Twitter now, doing whatever it is that gets done on Twitter. Procrastinating? Anyway, check it out: @ColbertSuperPAC

FOR EVEN MORE IMMEDIATE RELEASE

The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC Releases Latest Commercial Featuring Full Frontal Negativity

THE UNITED STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA – The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC has released another television commercial in advance of the South Carolina GOP Primary, which most experts agree will be held on Saturday. The negative ad, entitled “Modern Stage Combat,” goes after the one man whose recent surge in popularity poses the greatest threat to the status quo: Stephen Colbert.

“If we were coordinating with Stephen Colbert, why would we release an attack ad against him?” said Jon Stewart, President For Life For Now of The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC. “Although, since he’s such a smart, charismatic, natural leader, it was a little difficult to find reasons to go after him. But we did, and we think this powerful commercial will win over some of the ‘Anybody-But-Stephen’ voters.”

The ad begins airing tomorrow in South Carolina in an antiquated medium known “tele-vision.” A version in a more newfangled format can be found here.

Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow, also known as The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC, is dedicated to finding new and innovative ways to use the Citizens United ruling to divide citizenry.

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For Press Inquiries Contact: Alberto Rèalnamè
Communications Director & Online Clicktivist Organizr
The Definitely Not Coordinating With Stephen Colbert Super PAC
alberto.realname@colbertsuperpac.com
Twitter: @ColbertSuperPAC

(Last Updated January 19, 2012 5:40 am )

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