Here’s a new trailer for The Avengers, cut for the German market. Which, I suspect, means cut for the European market and French, Italian and even English iterations won’t be far behind. Maybe we’ll even be seeing this on our cinema screens before long – which would be nice.
The best transcript we have is from Little Bleeder Beate:
0:03 Voiceover: In the end everyone is responsible for themselves.
0:16 Off screen: What are we going to do?
0:19 Nick Fury: We are getting ready.
0:23 Stark: We had the plan to bring together a group of extraordinary people.
0:31 Black Widow: You have to join. Banner: And if I say no? Black Widow: Then I’ll convince you.
0:36 Stark: Let’s see who we have here. A few super assassins. A man with breathtaking anger management problems. A demi God. A super soldier. And… me.
0:55 Off-screen: Gentlemen. What are you prepared to do?
1:03 Stark: Don’t be mad but I don’t like to play with the other kids.
1:05 Captain America : A big guy in a suit of armour. If you take it away, what are you then? Stark: A genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Benefactor.
1:15 Thor: You have no idea what you are dealing with!
1:18 Banner: We are no team. We are a time bomb.
1:25 Stark: If we can’t protect the world, the Avengers will avenge you.
1:44 Stark: You’ll have to train a bit more.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why I always go sub rather than dub.
Joss Whedon’s The Avengers is approaching, and rapidly. Good times.