This is the A-Team, The Losers or Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol version of a GI Joe movie, with a crack team left for dead and/or framed for a crime they didn’t commit.
That last beat with Bruce Willis turning up reminds me of how the Men in Black trailer worked with Josh Brolin earlier in the day.
But the beat with the mirror and the She-I Joe almost promising to appear topless? That’s pretty tacky.
Ultimately, though, it’s fitting that this trailer was premiered through Machinima, the place where video games and movies collide. If this thing succeeds it’ll be because they’ve pulled off the action properly.