GEOFF JOHNS! After I guessed the Brightest Day White Lantern thing from day one, Geoff just told me how Flashpoint ends. It’s awesome, but I have to keep it a secret. Sorry.
UNCANNY X-FORCE #7
RICK REMENDER! So wait, Dethloks are Weapon Infinity, like Wolverine “Weapon X”, Fantomex “Weapon XIII” and Deadpool “Weapon Fail”. God damn it this book just keeps getting cooler.
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #658
BIG DAN SLOTT! ANOTHER COSTUME CHANGE FOR SPIDER-MAN! At this point, he might have enough costumes to do a load of laundry. No-more-mister-one-smelly-suit! Spider-man is the best ever. He should be in every book. Him, Wolverine, and Deadpool. You think these characters are overexposed, I think they’re underexposed!
DANIEL WAY! DEADPOOL and HIPPOS in SPAAACE. Deadpool’s happily married to an alien space hippo, and still pullin his merc gig to bring home the bread and butter. Sounds like an awesome sitcom!
Note: LEARN TO WRITE THE DANIEL WAY: 5.28.11 only @ A Comic Shop
BATMAN AND ROBIN #22
TOMASI! Damien gets all clockwork oranged by the White Knight, but our batboy isn’t a bratty preteen, he’s an Aristocrat!
JOURNEY INTO MYSTERY #622
KIREON GILLEN! The writer of THOR writes the companion FEAR ITSELF book! Loki’s back and he’s got an iphone, and people are calling him a troll online, when he’s actually half frost-giant!
Don’t send a man to do a boy’s job! We think Doomsday is lame, but we love Jeff’s Superboy! Plus this cover is badass! JEFF LEMIRE!
IRON MAN 2.0 #3
NICK SPENCER! WHAT. THE. F**K! The writer of Morning Glories killed Rhodey “War Machine” last issue! Might he evolve into… IRON-MAN 2.0?
Note: NICK SPENCER will be @ A Comic Shop 5.4.11! GET IT SIGNED!
ZEB WELLS closed the bar down every night with Aaron and Mike (…and Jason) at Megacon! Pics or it didn’t happen. OP delivers: Did you know Zeb Wells writes Robot Chicken?
Note: He told me Seth and Matt don’t write anything anymore, it’s all him now!
INFINITE VACATION #2
NICK SPENCER! THE INFINITE VACATION is a high concept sci-fi love story set in a parallel reality, where an app that allows users to answer the age-old question of “what if” has changed everyone’s lives forever.
Note: Don’t “What If”, be @ A Comic Shop on May 4th and have a beer with Nick!
THE WALKING DEAD: SURVIVORS GUIDE #1 (OF 4)
It’s like the Zombie Survival Guide with more character’s and less jokes…
Note: Charlie Adlard will be @ A Comic Shop June 30th! From England?!
G.I. JOE: COBRA CIVIL WAR #0
The Commander is dead. LONG LIVE COBRA! Who will be the next Great American Terrorist!
Note: I already came up with this story in my room when I was 8 and it was awesome!
UNCANNY X-FORCE: APOCALYPSE SOLUTION
RICK REMENDER! The best mutant book ever! Money back guarantee. Fantomex and Deadpool are the new Blue Beetle and Booster Gold! Psylocke is finally an engaging three-dimensional character (as oppossed to Claremont’s fetish foil “me like British chicks, no wait Asian ninja with a British accent”)
X-23: VOL. 01, KILLING DREAM
MARJORIE LIU! Yes she is giving X-23 depth and purpose, but did you see what she did there? She reimagined the whole “Wolverine and the teenage girl” thing to Gambit and the teenage girl Wolverine! Brilliant!
HOUSE OF M #1
BENDIS and COIPEL! Is the point where Avengers and Mutants intersect Wanda Maximoff and Magneto or “Avengers Disassembled” and “No More Mutants”? Yes.
G.I. JOE COBRA #1
CHRISTOS GAGE! Chuckles and the “GI JOE” franchise go undercover as the best spy-espionage-thriller comic ever! Seriously, even if you’ve never held a GI Joe you will love this book! Now you know.
Green Lantern #65
War of the Green Lanterns