There’s Really A Titanic 2, It Really Got A New Trailer Today, My Brain Really Hurts

Courtesy of those low-budget, bottom-shelf z-picture merchants at The Asylum, here’s the trailer for Titanic 2. There’s no Leo, no Kate and definitely no James Cameron but… hang on… is that Billy Zane?

Oh, no, no. My mistake. No Billy Zane either.

This under-a-million-dollar movie was directed by Shane Van Dyke, grandson of Dick Van Dyke. I fully recommend his interview with the BDK Movie Show [MP3] for some odd LOLs and the answers to all of your burning questions.