If he can just squeeze it onto the edge of his plate.
Read one out every five minutes between old clips of celebrity roasts and it’ll almost be the real thing.
As it happens. Well, apart from the time lag inherent in the TV broadcast system and however long it takes my little fingers to work.
Less glitz, less glamour, but all the skill and craftsmanship you could hope for.
Stop motion, CG and hand-drawn animation all get a look in.
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The story behind the story behind the film behind two Golden Globes & seven Oscar
Mark Wahlberg is set for months of sequelising.
Prepare yourself for pub quizzes to come.
ILM want to scoop Oscars glory from Weta, and they’ve recruited Earth’s mightiest heroes to help them.
Will he be nominated for Jaws? Older readers may recall.
AMPAS better get ready for some angry emails.
Men in tuxes, ladies in golden dresses.
All of that Oscars blah blah is pretty dull, I reckon, so let’s put some money on it and liven it up a bit.
Lucky there’s a man who positively can do awards ceremonies.
The Academy are said to want Jimmy Fallon to host The Oscars next year, and to have made some moves on getting him signed up, but there’s a catch.
The Dictator showed up on the Oscars red carpet with an urn. This, he said, contained the ashes of Kim Jong-Il. Watch this video to see what happened next… More on the Oscars elsewhere. UPDATE: I’ll try to keep this …
I suggest we have a game of Mark Wahlberg Oscar Bingo just to see if – somehow – he’s gotten these all right.