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Today, 03:22 PM

Timber-Munki replied to a thread When Captain Britain Became A Muslim Woman. For A Couple Of Pages. In An Alternate Timeline. in Front Page Comic News

I think the excellent Stewart Lee sums up my opinion on yesterday's incident in Woolwich:

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Today, 02:31 PM

StarCruncher replied to a thread It's On. Marvel Vs. Fox As Both Avengers 2 And Days Of Future Past Will Feature Quicksilver in Front Page Comic News

I'm not entirely sure, but I think gay people can still procreate. Gay sperm can swim just as fast as straight sperm - it just looks FABULOUS while...

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Today, 02:06 PM

StarCruncher replied to a thread It's On. Marvel Vs. Fox As Both Avengers 2 And Days Of Future Past Will Feature Quicksilver in Front Page Comic News

It certainly seems that way... And maybe a double-cornholing of WB for not greenlighting The Flash?

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Today, 02:02 PM

StarCruncher replied to a thread Sony Will \"Never Ever Ever\" Let Go Of Spider-Man Movie Rights in Front Page Comic News

I think it was the difference of scale that affected Tony. Human terrorists, he could deal with; but an entire alien race with technology that far...

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Today, 01:49 PM

StarCruncher replied to a thread Sony Will \"Never Ever Ever\" Let Go Of Spider-Man Movie Rights in Front Page Comic News

They don't flat-out state that the arc reactor technology was based on Howard Stark studying the Tesseract after searching for Cap, but it is heavily...

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Today, 12:41 PM

StarCruncher replied to a thread Get Your Chris Claremont On In This Week's Uncanny X-Men in Front Page Comic News

You're both doing the internets wrong! Less agreeing; moar fighting!!

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Today, 12:01 PM

StarCruncher replied to a thread When Captain Britain Became A Muslim Woman. For A Couple Of Pages. In An Alternate Timeline. in Front Page Comic News

And you are DARING to $uggest that Rich would po$t the article in hope$ we would di$cu$$ thi$ topic and generate unique hit$ which thereby generate...

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Today, 11:58 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread When Captain Britain Became A Muslim Woman. For A Couple Of Pages. In An Alternate Timeline. in Front Page Comic News

I blame that liberal nutjob Martin Luthor and that feces he nailed to Abraham Lincoln's door.

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Today, 11:56 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread JJ Abrams' Star Wars Teaser Trailer - Afterwards They Will Explode in Front Page Comic News

Eh, it was a swing and a miss. It's not like I wish their ancestors to die of leprosy or anything. (not yet, anyway... maybe lupus)

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Today, 11:50 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread Pete Woods Leaves The Justice League's Vibe After Issue Six - But He Wants You To Know It's Nothing To Do With DC Comics, Who Are Great in Front Page Comic News

Did you start sharing? :P

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Today, 11:49 AM

Timber-Munki replied to a thread DC's Green Lantern #20 Tribute To Geoff Johns From Neil Gaiman, Jim Lee, Richard Donner, Mark Strong And... Mrs Geoff in Front Page Comic News

Don't really have an opinion on John's work either way, but, if it was 'not all that inspired' how come no one else had thought of it before?

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Today, 11:28 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread Sony Will \"Never Ever Ever\" Let Go Of Spider-Man Movie Rights in Front Page Comic News

Ah, once again, my belief is shattered by facts. Always those damn facts.

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Today, 11:25 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread Sony Will \"Never Ever Ever\" Let Go Of Spider-Man Movie Rights in Front Page Comic News

Okay, if The Avengers didn't grab you in your geekballs and give you a happy ending the first time, then you may be too far gone! :p

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Today, 11:23 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread When Captain Britain Became A Muslim Woman. For A Couple Of Pages. In An Alternate Timeline. in Front Page Comic News

MEMES! UNIQUE HITS! CATS! PORN! BAD SPELING! THE POWER IS YOURS!

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Today, 11:12 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread When Captain Britain Became A Muslim Woman. For A Couple Of Pages. In An Alternate Timeline. in Front Page Comic News

Marvel, what is this lame PC-driven equal opportunity bullshit about introducing a new black female Captain Marvel?! And she's from New Orleans? ...

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Today, 10:56 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread Sony Will \"Never Ever Ever\" Let Go Of Spider-Man Movie Rights in Front Page Comic News

I'm not sure about the Kree, but I'm 99.997% sure about the Skrull (which is why the 'Chitauri' were used in the Avengers flick). The Kree first...

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Today, 10:48 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread Sony Will \"Never Ever Ever\" Let Go Of Spider-Man Movie Rights in Front Page Comic News

IM2 held up better after Cap & Thor came out because we got to know that the new 'element' is actually Asgardian or Tesseract-based. I loved the...

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Today, 09:13 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread Sony Will \"Never Ever Ever\" Let Go Of Spider-Man Movie Rights in Front Page Comic News

LOL, you make the best jokes! Joe Kidder, amirite?

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Today, 08:45 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread $135,000 (So Far) For An Action Comics #1 Found In A $10,100 House... in Front Page Comic News

Good for him! Now I'm going to rip some holes in my walls. My wife won't think I'm crazy if I tell her Superman & Batman are in the wall...

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Today, 08:38 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread JJ Abrams' Star Wars Teaser Trailer - Afterwards They Will Explode in Front Page Comic News

I want that 1:22 of my life back. It wasn't even cheeky, just "I wish I could do what Abrams does waaaaaaah". Bitter + funny = entertaining Just...

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Today, 08:32 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread Sony Will \"Never Ever Ever\" Let Go Of Spider-Man Movie Rights in Front Page Comic News

It doesn't have to be. The Avengers could get new members with the names of Honeybadger & Arachnokid!

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Today, 08:30 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread Pete Woods Leaves The Justice League's Vibe After Issue Six - But He Wants You To Know It's Nothing To Do With DC Comics, Who Are Great in Front Page Comic News

I would hope you'd pay for it first!

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Today, 08:09 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread Pete Woods Leaves The Justice League's Vibe After Issue Six - But He Wants You To Know It's Nothing To Do With DC Comics, Who Are Great in Front Page Comic News

Can you clarify why he clarified what he clarified?

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Today, 07:17 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread Sony Will \"Never Ever Ever\" Let Go Of Spider-Man Movie Rights in Front Page Comic News

I agree, save for a potential Kree/Skrull War. As it currently stands, the Avengers couldn't be in a Kree/Skrull War movie, just FF & X-Men. That...

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Today, 07:14 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread Pete Woods Leaves The Justice League's Vibe After Issue Six - But He Wants You To Know It's Nothing To Do With DC Comics, Who Are Great in Front Page Comic News

It's funny that he felt the need to clarify/deny that. It's like the Richard Gere/hamster thing - there's only so many times it can be denied before...

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Today, 06:44 AM

StarCruncher replied to a thread First Trailer For Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Porn Addiction Comedy, Don Jon in Front Page Comic News

I think this movie looks interesting. JGL & ScarJo are worth the ticket price alone. This movie will at least touch on that notion, no doubt. I...

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Yesterday, 07:09 PM

StarCruncher replied to a thread Nymphomaniac Will Use CG To Put Its Stars Faces Into Hardcore Footage in Front Page Comic News

Geordi would FINALLY get some!

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