The Avengers, Carefully Arranged By Conflicting Criteria

[Brendon Connelly]

Got to have the Hulk at the back because he's so big, and Captain America at the front because he's, like, the protagonist, and then Thor and Iron Man they have their own movies, so put them behind Captain America, Iron Man on the right because Downey is the bigger star. And then... oh, Hawkeye gets the weak spot. And cheat Scarlett out to the right a bit.

There. That should do it. As long as you push them all off to the top right, so there's space to put text in over the top.



This image comes from a Harley Davidson cross-promotion.

[Static-Pulse]

Or maybe Hawkeye and Widow are where they are because they were in Thor and Iron Man's movies, respectively.

[Thad]

And cheat Scarlett out to the right a bit.

Hm -- never heard "cheat" used that way. In theatre it refers to facing the audience when you're talking to someone upstage.

[Blackfist]

that picture would go well with Bee Gees

[stegron]

Blimey, I've never seen such a strained attempt to pad out what should basically say:

"Group shot of The Avengers. That is all."

[Michael Moran]

If an amateur photoshopper had done that - me for example - I'd say that was a passable effort. But for a piece of professional work, with all those edges on show and with no real effort made to make the elements sit in the same imaginary space, I think that's a bit naff,

[AnomanderRake]

Blimey, I've never seen such a strained attempt to pad out what should basically say:

"Group shot of The Avengers. That is all."

^^This.

I mean honestly, slowest news day ever or something?

[GreyMouser]

WTF is this 'column' supposed to be about?
someone please hijack this thread! lol

[ahlhelm]

WTF is this 'column' supposed to be about?
someone please hijack this thread! lol

So what's Fafhrd been up to?

[vid]

I thought Thor was taller.