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Thread: First Trailer For Scary Movie 5 - Plus Red Band Trailer For Marlon Wayans\' Haunted House

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    Default First Trailer For Scary Movie 5 - Plus Red Band Trailer For Marlon Wayans\' Haunted House

    If we're going to have the trailer for Scary Movie 5, and we are, then we may as well have the red band trailer for its competitor, A Haunted House too.

    Well, they're competitors in that they'll be released three months apart but are both spoofing recent horror movies - and sometimes the same ones. By mid-summer they'll both be clogging up the same shelves in Target.

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS-ifyzfmtE[/youtube]

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmH_6644e2s[/youtube]

    Wayans co-wrote and starred in the first Scary Movie. I supposeA Haunted House is his way of staying in the game. And by game I mean miserable practice of spoofing popular films, mainly but not exclusively in the horror genre, and charging people to be appalled by what you've done.

    He needs a less frustrating game. Here's hoping he gets Monopoly for Christmas.

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    when are they gonna start using extended titles for these movies

    Scary Movie 6: The Revenge
    The Scary Movie
    Scary Movie: The Final Fight

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    Charlie Sheen, Lindsay Lohan & Katt Williams, this movie must be financed by TMZ.

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    That Marlon Wayans movie looks HILARIOUS.
    Scary Movie looks like a bunch of cheap shots -- like always.

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    Suddenly Scary Movie 4 looks like Naked Gun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferb Morgendorffer View Post
    Suddenly Scary Movie 4 looks like Naked Gun.
    I miss Lesley Nielson

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    Which do I prefer? Well.. gee... hard to decide.. like asking if I'd prefer a rusty catheter jammed right up there or a spork to the back of the eye socket...

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    Good Grief, Man! These films look like total turds! What is happening to good old parodies that actually make fun of the actual movies, and were not just a vehicle for crude jokes.

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    Haunted house: an excuse to drop f bombs for an hour and a half

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