Nominees and guests take note: if ever there was a year to wear something stupid on the BAFTAs red carpet, this it.

Orange have announced that their presenter at the awards this year will be none other than Miss Piggy. She's not only particularly well positioned to comment on the various fashion faux pas that will be coming her way, with her years of experience at French Vogue, she's also going to provide supreme entertainment value every time one of the male movie stars comes her way.

Indeed, she's already got a list of who she's looking forward to meeting... written on her mirror, in lipstick.





The edited highlights of Piggy's time on the carpet will be online next Monday, and you know where you'll be able to see them. In the meantime, my own personal, one-to-one interview with Piggy will be here on Bleeding cool this Wednesday.